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An ornamental festoon of flowers, fruit, and greenery: "ribbon-tied swags of flowers".

Secretly We Are Gay
Look at his SWAG
Dude SWAG
SWAG by Louis.Selimi February 17, 2013
Related Words
Dude I just had Swag!
Swag by AnonymousJohnBoiii21 April 24, 2013
S- Secretly
W- We
A- Are
G- Gay
Here is a gay story! swag

I was sitting in my room masterbatin when I hear a knock on the door. My dick was straight as a pole. Please don't be David... I say in my mind. I put on clothes and my boner can be seen thru my pants. Fuck! I shout as I clench my fist. I open the door. It is David. I feel so horny when he is by me... "I see your glad to see me" he says laughing sexy like he always does staring at my boner. I melt at his voice into my ears... "Come in!" I say with a pink face. Damnit Josh act cool! I say to myself. I shut the door behind us. Maybe I can have sex with him! Maybe I can tell him my feelings! I say to my mind. "You have anything to get us drunk bro?" He asks me. My ass cheeks clench together. "Yeah" I say with a shaky voice. I get us some beers. Later we are totally drunk. Beer all over the floor. I can't hold it in. It is to strong. I put my face close to his. I feel his breath in my face. "What the hell man?" He says to me right before I kiss him. My dick gets harder. He relaxes. I reach my tongue all the way to the back of him mouth. We keep doing that to each other. Over and over. Each time I feel my dick getting harder and harder. I rub his back and soon we are both naked, making out, and both have boners. I rub his dick and he rubs mine. I never felt so happy. I grab his ass and rub it's each time going deeper into his ass.
SWAG by Story Writer Girl December 22, 2013
How you carry yourself
I like his swag
swag by MariahJ March 4, 2009
Another word used by black "people" that makes absolutely no sense. English requires almost average intelligence to learn, so most blacks don't even attempt it. English isn't nearly cool enough. It only becomes cool when you pepper your broken, grammatically incorrect sentences with made-up words, like swag.
Mane dis muhfuckin english be hard n shit. It aint got no swag like me i bes da playa fo sho wit bitches and money and watches. Dem swag wheels is swaggin on dubz and swag.
Swag by Black people are aliens August 10, 2010