the Cuban Burrito is when you take a huge shit on the pull out sofa in your buddy's hotel room and then fold it back up, put the cushions back on, and wait for the cleaning staff to discover the brown crime
Dude, I went back to the hotel to get Kyle this morning. His room smells horrible, I had totally forgotten that I left a Cuban Burrito in the pull out sofa.
by doubledown104564 September 10, 2019
by Cody5050 January 27, 2021
v. (derogatory) To purposely tank/lose an important competition in an effort to place oneself in a better situation in the future, usually as a professional sports team
by not jason kidd April 10, 2023
guy1: hey man should i grab an 8 ball after work today for the party this weekend?
guy2: , nah bro lets get a cuban, its the equivalent of two 8balls so it'll last longer and cost less than having to buy another 8 ball in the near future.
guy1: bet, then we'll have enough to last the next bender and some drinks!
guy2: , nah bro lets get a cuban, its the equivalent of two 8balls so it'll last longer and cost less than having to buy another 8 ball in the near future.
guy1: bet, then we'll have enough to last the next bender and some drinks!
by theneighbourhoodpharmacist October 18, 2023
When you have to take a nasty crap immediately after showering. Must occur before grabbing the dying towel.
by [NDC]Octane December 1, 2019
by Sgt. Sticky May 29, 2022
A very aggressively submissive alpha male that can make any girl remove her clothes and any given time in any given place.
by Sgt. Sticky May 29, 2022