5 definitions by Sgt. Sticky

mall-walking britches

A pair of pants that are naturally saggy and fall to the ankles when the person wearing them begins to move in any way.

That boy over yonder needs to pull up his mall-walking britches.

by Sgt. Sticky June 5, 2023

Spanish Blanket

A warm and embracing male who is willing to keep any 6/10 female warm in all circumstances.

“They call me the Spanish Blanket.” Have my kids immediately

by Sgt. Sticky May 29, 2022

Spanish Blanket

A sexy alpha male who can keep a girl comfortable and warm anyplace and any time. A Spanish Blanket also knows how to keep a female entertained and how to keep things spicy while having the ability to get serious in the blink of an eye.

Girl: I’m cold

Guy: Lucky for you, they called me the Spanish Blanket in highschool.

by Sgt. Sticky May 29, 2022

Cuban Poolboy

A very sexy and submissive serial rapist

“She called me the Cuban Poolboy” “Oh shit you swing that way?”

by Sgt. Sticky May 29, 2022

Cuban Poolboy

A very aggressively submissive alpha male that can make any girl remove her clothes and any given time in any given place.

“If you see the Cuban Poolboy around anywhere, hide yo girl”

by Sgt. Sticky May 29, 2022