Roof Inspection

Term used in the construction industry to signify someone leaving early or taking the day off with out an excuse.

Sam said he had a roof inspection today, so he won’t make it in until after lunch.

by GCLingo July 21, 2022

mouldy roof

skinny

"Wow this new Mouldy Roof song sure is music!"

by mouldybitch April 3, 2020

Lady on the roof

A urban legend that says every horse has a lady that lives on the roofs and hides very well. If you go on that roof she will eat you up. This is a story to tell somebody especially a child not to go on roofs.

Make sure you don't sneak up to the roof or the lady on the roof will eat you.

by 459395 May 31, 2022

Spoof to the roof

Typically used by the chav like North side residents of Cork. Meaning an elaborate lie.

I went to the shop and saw a dinosaur!
Spoof to the roof!!!!

by Willyfaceosullivan May 12, 2011

scrubbing the roof

When your significant other is giving you a blowjob, you point your dick up a little so that the head scrapes the roof of their mouth.

John: When Mary was blowing me last night, I started scrubbing the roof. It felt amazing!

by eg3311 October 7, 2012

Goop Roof

The action of cumming in someone’s hair, then sticking them to the roof.

Man, I hit her with that goop roof last night. She’s still up there.

by Trwphotos May 27, 2023

New Roof

A "new roof" is a local Northern Irish term used by males to describe their new haircut, their roof being their head.

Conor: "Hey lads, look at my new roof!"
Tom: "Did you really just say "new roof" ? That's embarrassing

by soulwax May 22, 2014