by clamsarke January 11, 2017
Get the finding my sockmug. A science fiction story appearing on Apr 13, 2015 based on the exchanges with Uneducated Huckster and Fucking Cartoon. Their followers were using articles from the moron magnet and the Piss Drinking Bastard to refute the publisher of The Ethereal Gazette as Cradle of Filth's social network got a ringside seat at the controversy he invoked engaging the Uneducated Huskster. It made it's emergence on FictionPress.com with a low key word of mouth as it was trolled by factions in the industry using the author's respective screen names over the years. It's noted for using a thesis that picked apart "Dr." Kent Hovind's pseudo-academia as it revisits the first science fiction short story in passing as noted it also cited the Forbes article on "Dr." Kent Hovind.
The short story, The Thing That One Finds, is often mistaken for Real Person Fiction in a fanfiction sense when it's written in a vein similar to The Onion or The Babylon Bee but based on actual research from the findings he did about Hovind and the reverse research of his first science fiction outing also on FictionPress.com. It's based on his retorts of the Young Earth Creationists as they were pissed he revealed he's a Theistic Evolutionist as he was quiet about having an old earth view as a teenager.
by illinoishorrorman February 12, 2018
Get the The Thing That One Findsmug. by BuddyMaddie April 3, 2022
Get the Find the Baconsmug. A creative way of expressing your want for the other person to prematurely end their life using a knife and "finding their neck" with it
by edaws7 May 12, 2025
Get the find your neck!mug. Don't dig too deep. Or, save some food for somebody else.
Old folk say that to each other, to keep from scooping up too much from the food bowl in the buffet line.
Old folk say that to each other, to keep from scooping up too much from the food bowl in the buffet line.
by Bakey Snakey December 23, 2023
Get the Don't find your mamma in itmug. by Your average step bro February 20, 2022
Get the who will i find over the rainbowmug. A phrase often spoken by young women. It is actually an incomplete sentence though, and the full sentence reads "I'm finding myself in the beds of random guys".
"Hey, my name is Kira, I'm 19 and I'm finding myself. Not sure what I'm doing here. Not sure what I want. Don't swipe on me unless you're at least six foot."
by TheThinMan34 July 27, 2025
Get the I'm finding myselfmug.