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Fuck around & find out

To meet someone and fall in love, to then find out they were a scammer and liar. Left heartbroken and pissed.
I met Jesse online. Fell in love. But....I had to fuck around & find out that he was a piece of shit and I actually knew nothing about him. I'm an idiot
by Ihatejdhlildickboy February 14, 2025
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find the coins

The answer of what you are looking in find the coins for is gamblingmachine
by gogers x vis September 4, 2023
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go find jesus

When your credit card customer service agent is refusing to help you with an issue and they keep repeating something irrelevant to your current problem over and over and over again - so often that you finally get upset and raise your voice, and then they threaten to end the call as if that's a threat, so you ask for their employee number and they say, yes, I can give that to you. So you ask for it, and then they tell you their name only, so you ask for their employee number again. And then they get all scared and say: I told you my name. So you say: what am I supposed to do? Call this giant company back and ask for the most generic name ever? So he tells you that the call is being recorded at which point you inform him that "god hates liars and thieves" and then you pull the phone away from your ear, put the speaker end towards your mouth and say, go find jesus. Basically, you say this to a person who is being a ridiculous heathen.
Go find jesus *hangs up the phone*
by MeleeYourFace March 25, 2025
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the when is the on the front to find is?

A speech to send confusion to others
Jhon: the when is the on the front to find is?
Alex:What?
by thatguyreally1000 June 4, 2024
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Barn find

Any dirty / dust covered car or vehicle - not necessarily classic, special or remotely desirable - which the owner describes as a 'barn find' to try and up-sell and achieve a higher price than it is worth.
Barn Find! Classic 2008 Dorf Siesta 1.1 super poverty spec been sat on my drive for 23 years in need of some love, only 8,000 miles from new, no history, no MOT, 1 key, paint faded, engine missing. £25,000 ONO Rare car, future classic!
by MattSw October 22, 2018
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find me another bitch

When your man wants to fight with you back and make you really mad.
Fuck you ass hole
Lover says look bitch your going with me to the trap house so I can clean my balls and fuck or I'm gonna find me another bitch
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Find the Map

When his dick is so small you have to ask for help to see it
by TheRealJoseph_Stalin January 10, 2017
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