empty

not being able to feel anything no matter how much you try you dont just feel sad you feel nothing not happy not joyful

i don't feel anything i'm just empty

by localdepressednewfie March 3, 2019

empty wallet syndrome

the existence of an undesirable condition or quality.
When you are an adult living in your parent's basement, unemployed, not working a job, not going to college AND you have not money at all.

"Hey man did you hear David is suffering from empty wallet syndrome because he doesn't have a job right now."

by vato-mas_quemado February 22, 2014

Empty Small Talk

Doesn't mean anything and I STILL don't care about rape.

Hym "Empty Small Talk and nothing more I still hate all of these people and don't want to be a part of any of their lives for any amount of time and if I am not allowed to remove myself from this situation in a way that does not leave me bereft or requires me to accept and conditions or change anything I'm doing in any way shape or form I will inevitably murder a child because I refuse to willing be cut out of all of the money I am being used to make."

by Hym Iam June 30, 2025

Empty the Vactor

Public Works slang for taking a number 2

Me: I’m gonna go and empty the vactor real quick
Coworker: I already did that earlier today
Me: No the Vactor, my bowels!
Coworker: oh! That Vactor

by Jahamez August 28, 2022

Empty out your pockets

An expression of showing everyone around you that you are about to buy something.

"Yo, this cool as fuck! Empty out your pockets I want all that."

by skymine123 December 3, 2024

Scott’s Empty SAC

Scott’s Empty Scrotum (SES) syndrome is a condition when the Scrotum (Testicular portion) of men become enlarged, at times Purple, yet their is nothing inside the SAC.

I thought he was also a Wise Guy, but he had Scott’s Empty SAC.

He did not knock her up because he is now 40 years old & has Scott’s Empty Scrotum (SES) Syndrome.

scott’s Balls WiseGuy’s Wise Guy’s Balls 40 Scot’s Scrotum Purple Balls Purple Scrotum Eggplant SAC Empty

by Guruji Irv December 5, 2017

Empty humor

A type of humor where the punchline is the lack of

"He enjoys empty humor"

by Isaaccapa January 28, 2024