Brad: "So take this in fam, I was texting Chad last night when he sent me a voice message and I heard him sharting in the background
Lucas: "Bro is definitely a phone pooper"
Brad: "Fr tho, and shit was so loud. Mans nearly deafened me"
Lucas: "Bro is definitely a phone pooper"
Brad: "Fr tho, and shit was so loud. Mans nearly deafened me"
by defineer February 23, 2023
Surrogate pooper: A person who is designated to poo for you through their own rectum. Surrogate poopers are sought after and requested to come to the aid of friends after anal surgery when surgeons tell the rectally challenged to continue to have "normal" bowel movements after their anus has been surgically altered (this function has the pain equivalent of delivering a baby through the anal canal). A patient's surrogate pooper is one of the most altruistic individuals in perhaps the entire world.
After anal surgery, it beneficial to find a caring friend who is willing to be your surrogate pooper while the area heals.
by justducky February 8, 2014
People who walk their dogs with no intention of picking up after them but carry plastic bags or other implements for doing so to appear that they do.
"Oh look, Frank is walking his great dane and has those poop bags for cleaning up after him!"
"Don't be too impressed, he's a pooper duper."
"Don't be too impressed, he's a pooper duper."
by slomo67 December 1, 2016
by Phoenix was the March 24, 2017
by Zen~Pai July 16, 2022
My Pomeranian is a cute little pooper.
by Purplenado March 5, 2023
the super duper pooper scooper 4002 ultra willy version™ is gay as fuck and ripped my dick off the other day
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by Jestin' Jaber November 13, 2022