leakest wink

What a "chain of command" is only as strong as. In other words, if a bunch of insincere people are "shedding crocodile tears" --- i.e., if they are pretending to be all weepy-eyed but are actually "winking behind their watering" because they're merely trying to manipulate those in authority --- the resolve of said commanding personnel is only as strong as whoever is shedding the most tears of the "leaky-waterworks" group, and thus is presenting the most-convincingly unhappy status that would also have the most persuasive effect on whoever is in charge of the situation.

A jury would do well to only listen to and consider what is actually being said by those giving testimony, not the eye-streamingly distressed manner in which said testimony is presented --- remember, the resolve of humanity is only as strong as its leakest wink!

by QuacksO February 18, 2023

Blink wink

When you're listening to or watching something really boring and trying to stay awake.

1) Reading computer manuals makes me blink wink
2) Watching Tidelands is a total blink wink film

by xXPrincessHeartbreakXx December 9, 2009

wink-a-doo

When you wink at someone with the intentions of fucking

Preston gave alex the good ole wink-a-doo and they’ve been inseparable since

by Allystar August 11, 2022

wink-syncing

When you flex your butthole to the words/syllables to the lyrics of a song to make it appear that your asshole is singing the song.

"It took me a while to perfect wink-syncing to November Rain, but finally got it down"

by UnicornRainbowtits March 24, 2025

Tiddling their winks

A way of saying someone is jerking off instead of doing what they are supposed to.

You can believe they were just a bunch of assholes sitting around tiddling their winks.

by Quiteuncomfortable March 8, 2021

When a girl winks

She wants anal.

When a girl winks, she wants anal

by I want to flyyyy April 24, 2021

titty wink

The act of flashing a singular titty at another person or persons

Friend 1- “Bro, she totally flashed me”
Friend 2- “With both tits??
Friend 1- “Nah, it was a titty wink”

by Ajdbeilwndhalsbd January 5, 2019