When you ejaculate inside your partner during coitus, having removed the condom surreptitiously beforehand.
"Stealth Bomb-her, yo."
by RoundenBrown October 16, 2021
Is commonly mistaken for when someone has done a silent yet incredibly bad smelling trump. however means when someone has "dropped off the radar" or in other words is unable to be contacted due to them appearing to be excluding a group of people for an unknown reason, be it due to an argument or the person in question having just changed. etc.
Dave: Colin you heard from John recently??
Colin: No mate hes been ignoring my texts... looks like he's stealth bombing us at the moment..
Colin: No mate hes been ignoring my texts... looks like he's stealth bombing us at the moment..
by Lolage... June 28, 2010
Guy: Did it hurt?
Girl: Did what hurt?
Guy: When you fell out of heaven?
Girl: Ooooo, nice Stealth Swag you have there.
Girl: Did what hurt?
Guy: When you fell out of heaven?
Girl: Ooooo, nice Stealth Swag you have there.
by SwagHero April 30, 2011
1: Maybe you should write a stealth help book
2: Pastor: God is a master at the art of stealth help.
2: Pastor: God is a master at the art of stealth help.
by TheEpicN00b August 16, 2011
A stealth retirement is when you are currently working but have plans to retire or just retired. Although you still work, you operate as if you are retired. You are planning your last steps such as selling company stocks, looking for private equity liquidity, planning income needs, or have fuck you money and work for fun.
This may be done to hide from your wife and kids, or — as part of a marketing strategy — to manage your public image around friends and neighbors. The phenomenon is well known in Los Angeles because the weather is good. Normally a person would only operate in stealth retirement mode for the first couple of years. As coworkers get curious why you go on such long vacations of weeks at a time. And, neighbors get curious why your lawn is perfectly maintained and green all year round, no weeds.
"Most stealth retirees say they are in stealth retirement because they are bored. This can be a risk if the wife and kids find out because you can easily become the family bus driver."
This may be done to hide from your wife and kids, or — as part of a marketing strategy — to manage your public image around friends and neighbors. The phenomenon is well known in Los Angeles because the weather is good. Normally a person would only operate in stealth retirement mode for the first couple of years. As coworkers get curious why you go on such long vacations of weeks at a time. And, neighbors get curious why your lawn is perfectly maintained and green all year round, no weeds.
"Most stealth retirees say they are in stealth retirement because they are bored. This can be a risk if the wife and kids find out because you can easily become the family bus driver."
Where's Jeff at, I thought he was coming into to work this week? I guess he's in stealth retirement, maybe he'll be back next week or so.
by jmar42 August 25, 2022
A DND character who is used for stealth purposes. A particularly sneaky character who you want to hide and is good at hiding.
by Soulful_Gingee January 6, 2019
A dangerous device used by the craftiest of individuals, the Stealth Jew. It emits a powerful sleeping gas, which will render the victim ripe for shekel-taking.
Person 1: "Hey I have this raging headache, and I lost my credit cards."
Person 2: "Oh it was probably a Stealth Jew with their Stealth Dreidel, they run rampant around these parts."
Person 2: "Oh it was probably a Stealth Jew with their Stealth Dreidel, they run rampant around these parts."
by WallasWallas December 9, 2016