Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.
Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.
by Witch man August 29, 2022
Typically defines a millennial who spends too much time looking at his cell phone (with his neck bent). Origin of phrase: Rich T.- SW Florida
I have no internet on my phone because of all the darn “bent necks” in the neighborhood using up all the data right now!
by Aquatic Rich April 12, 2020
A phrase used to describe the position of your arm when you are lying on your side real close behind someone else and the arm youre laying on is down to your side but bent at the elbow pinning your hand across your chest unable to do much .
Dick was lying there. With a bent chicken wing wishing he could just reach his cigarrettes without waking. The hot blonde.
by Methefarthest March 9, 2016
by Longer schlonger February 20, 2019
To have a "Bent Axle" is to walk with a limp.
It all came about from a good old Aussie bloke called Kev. His kids used to race go karts and often they bent axles in the karts. When an axle gets bent it causes a wobble.
Kev once saw a man walking with a limp and proclaimed to the children...
" Look, he has a bent Axle"
And everyone laughed....
It all came about from a good old Aussie bloke called Kev. His kids used to race go karts and often they bent axles in the karts. When an axle gets bent it causes a wobble.
Kev once saw a man walking with a limp and proclaimed to the children...
" Look, he has a bent Axle"
And everyone laughed....
Look, he has a Bent Axle....
by SteakSammich March 8, 2022
Riding down the interstate, it's the bed that is bent in strange angles from being secured with bungee cords. It is usually being carried by a super long trailer.
Brandon was driving down the interstate when he spotted a "bent bed" and began to comment on the sadness of a bed that would probably never return to it's pre-bent state.
Rachel could not contain her laughter as she followed the "bent bed" trailer.
Rachel could not contain her laughter as she followed the "bent bed" trailer.
by Regina Pheldman March 13, 2017