A guy and a girl sit down next to each other body language facing one another. The cock blocker then pulls up a chair and sits between them.
Person 1: why’s that guy interrupting a two person conversation?
Person 2: oh you mean Jason? He’s about to assume the cock blocking position.
Person 1: why’s that guy interrupting a two person conversation?
Person 2: oh you mean Jason? He’s about to assume the cock blocking position.
by Unblockmycock September 15, 2020
When you stop fast-forwarding because you thought your show came back on, only to find out that it was a short clip followed by more commercials.
That show "Ridiculousness" is always dvr cock blocking me by playing short clips in the middle of commercials!
by HardcoreAC July 28, 2016
by Bitchum January 22, 2016
People who are too stagnant and stuck up in their own emotions and environment to know whats really going on in reality.
You: In Call of Duty Zombies, lets turn on the power first so we can survive longer having most of the Perks
Asshole: Shut the Fuck up!
You: What did I do?
Asshole: Your stupid!
You: You want to fail the game? Why you so Cock Blocked? You have a Dick stuck up in your mouth or something? It sounds like it..... literally
That's an example of the word phrased "Cock Blocked" people. Have fun and get used to it because there are some people who are like that, and of course other people trying to solve problems.
Don't be the one who is Cock Blocked not unless somehow you end up on this page and are one.
Asshole: Shut the Fuck up!
You: What did I do?
Asshole: Your stupid!
You: You want to fail the game? Why you so Cock Blocked? You have a Dick stuck up in your mouth or something? It sounds like it..... literally
That's an example of the word phrased "Cock Blocked" people. Have fun and get used to it because there are some people who are like that, and of course other people trying to solve problems.
Don't be the one who is Cock Blocked not unless somehow you end up on this page and are one.
by VirtualShark August 22, 2016
I was in the driver seat i was going to get laid Den bob called Carla to come i know bob was “dry cock blocking”
by Big Z’s February 25, 2019