Tall, dark and handsome with a massive penis.
There's something about Mikey.
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Derives from popular Dhar Mann character Mikey. A Mikey is a kid that has, but only uses when exams come up, Munchasuen syndrome.
That kids a Mikey, he faked a broken arm to get out of a test!
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The word derives from popular dhar mahn chareter Mikey, a kid that fakes injury to get out of school. A Mikey is a kid that has problems with Münchausen syndrome.
That kids a Mikey he skipped the exam because he “broke” his arm.
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A man who is a cuck. He lets everyone bully him and is just an overall bitch. He’s terrible with women and makes bad decisions. A Mikey also tends to really suck at video games. He
(You) Listen you’re acting like a real Mikey today.

(Friend) Ohh my bad bro. Let me go reevaluate my life.
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Mikey’s are usually nick a name’s for people with the name michael but mikes are caring,very cute,short,and they all have fat penises
damn mikey that’s one large penis
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mikey sounds like an uncles name, ik. BUT IT IS NOTHING OF THE SORT

its the coolest name ever. it needs more recognition. i looked up "mikey" in google pictures, and i fucking got mickey mouse. dont compare a gods name to a rat.

aNYWAYS

mikey is a cooler version of the name Michael, which means "who is like God." isnt it epik?

okay, so lemme say one more thing

actually two more things.

1, IF YOUR THINKING OF NAMING YOUR KID MICHAEL. NO. ITS MIKEY.

2, MICKEY IS NOT FUCKING MIKEY
"hey mickey kinda sounds like mikey-"

"no it fucking doesnt"
by MyNameIsMikeyAndYoullDoWutISay October 16, 2019
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The best he is amazing and loves himself
mikey is awersome
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