Crack Comfort

Comfort characters that are either from fandoms that you’re not in, or from media with small or nonexistent fanbases.

I’ve never played animal crossing, but for some reason Tom Nook is a crack comfort for me. He just makes me happy when I see him

by NotroLPS March 7, 2022

Cold Comfort God Roll

Something other than women that Crobe344 cannot get

Yo dude I just got the Cold Comfort God Roll
Crobe: Fuck you man...

by AstralSync October 29, 2023

Retarded Comfort

It is basically means a comfortable and cozy place for the person with retard people in it

Anzu : You cant really call it comfort, it has to be retarded comfort to going along with someone who is much older than you
Orumceko : Or just having comfort while talking to retarded people, in short of for retarded comfort

by Anzu, Horseman of the Apocalyp September 8, 2023

comfortably hungry

A feeling of mild hunger that occurs after a feeling of urgent hunger (the hunger wall). It's a relieved feeling similar to what one feels after they take a huge crap.

John: Hey, there's a twinkie on the side of the road. Ya gonna eat?

Dave: Nah

John: Thought you said you were dying.

Dave: I got past the hunger wall, now I'm comfortably hungry...sweetie

by VitaminB2 March 12, 2011

comfort flirting

when you flirt by comforting someone.

person a: * sad*
person b: its all gonna be ok
person a: what are you doing
person b: im comfort flirting

by Ardeat August 6, 2022

Comfort drummer

A drummer in a band who brings you immense comfort that you’ve never felt from anyone else before in a platonic appreciative way.

“Oh that drummers my comfort drummer!”

by uwuooof July 16, 2023

comfort poop

a bowel movement which relieves the pressure in your abdomen after you've eaten too much

I just went overboard at a cheap Indian Buffett and now I need to take a comfort poop so I won't be in so much pain.

by safetypuppy January 2, 2013