cruise missile

A big cock

He wished his cruise missile was in Allison

by Anonymous1+32 June 9, 2023

Youclear Missile Crisis

With close relation to the 1962 Cuban Nuclear Missile Crisis, it is the moment when you pull out but realise that you have accidently already released a couple of Nuclear warheads into her, so then the crisis becomes "how the fuck do i get this bitch to take a morning after pill because she thought that i was strapped (fully protected) (magnumed) (latexed) (had a condom on)".

Me: Dad i just had a Youclear Missile Crisis with my side piece what do i do?

Dad: firstly, Calm down everything is gonna be ok. So what you need to do is, make that bitch feel special by making her breakfast in bed but then slip that morning after pill in her coffee once she has drank that shit "you send that bitch with Uber".

by The Fap Factory June 8, 2017

death missile

Wawa hotdog

I was in the restroom for 2 hours last night because of the death missile I consumed.

by CharminAbuser October 25, 2018

Eat Seeking Missile

Someone who can't stop eating, an overweight person.

You'll need to some more of those eclairs, Janet is an eat seeking missile.

by Shuaman April 15, 2023

wand of magic missile

The name of a penis of a nerdy friend.

“Wait is that a wand of magic missile in your pocket or is that a pencil.”

by Dune_fucker May 1, 2018

Predator Missile

Getting an erection at a daycare.

1. When Jared walked up to the preschool, his Predator Missile locked on.

2. "Hold on guys, I gotta go to the bathroom. I got a Predator Missile on deck.

by KoalaMan17 September 20, 2016

oh no, i am a missile!

GPS shutdown technology when 60,000 feet or 1200mph

Tom Scott: "Oh no, I am a missile!"

by Muwqasdictionary January 28, 2023