Eugene: It is just so annoyingly distressing that Jake displays this pretentious act to delude others to beleive he is what he is not--a classic, certified nerd.
Ludwig: Yes, yes. I have no choice, but to agree with your opinion on Jake's deceiving behavior. Personally, I will define him as a NERD POSER.
Both: (snickering and snorting in a nerdy manner.)
Ludwig: Yes, yes. I have no choice, but to agree with your opinion on Jake's deceiving behavior. Personally, I will define him as a NERD POSER.
Both: (snickering and snorting in a nerdy manner.)
by NerDorKlutzie January 14, 2010
one who tries to act emo for the sake of fitting in. but has no real life problems or anything to be upset over.
thinks emo is cute. acts emo because they think it is kool or "in". a prep who does it for the sake of wearing clothes with skulls on them.
thinks emo is cute. acts emo because they think it is kool or "in". a prep who does it for the sake of wearing clothes with skulls on them.
prep: Oh my god! my life sux! so i went out and bought this 80$ shirt with skulls on it with my daddy's credit card.
me: go fuck ur self u poser emo... -_-
me: go fuck ur self u poser emo... -_-
by meaghan o. July 5, 2007
Note: A Skater Poser is NOT someone who sucks at skateboarding and/or is just beginning.
A Skater Poser is someone who claims they skate, but doesn't really. Reasons for someone being a Skater Poser include popularity and getting girls. They are usually seen carrying their boards around (some don't even own a skateboard), saying they can do tricks, and sitting around at the local park, insulting actual skaters.
A Skater Poser is someone who claims they skate, but doesn't really. Reasons for someone being a Skater Poser include popularity and getting girls. They are usually seen carrying their boards around (some don't even own a skateboard), saying they can do tricks, and sitting around at the local park, insulting actual skaters.
*Real Skater falls doing a kickflip to nosegrind*
Skater Poser: Dude, you suck! I did that first try yesterday!
Real Skater: Let's see it, then.
Skater Poser: A cop took my board away.
Real Skater: Here, use mine.
Skater Poser: Uh, I have to, uh, check my, uh, house. I think, uh, I left my, uh, front door open.
*Skater Poser runs away*
Real Skater: Poser...
Skater Poser: Dude, you suck! I did that first try yesterday!
Real Skater: Let's see it, then.
Skater Poser: A cop took my board away.
Real Skater: Here, use mine.
Skater Poser: Uh, I have to, uh, check my, uh, house. I think, uh, I left my, uh, front door open.
*Skater Poser runs away*
Real Skater: Poser...
by youdon'tneedtoknowme July 5, 2010
A person who ultimately thinks they know everything about weed but doesn't know a single thing and to try and sound cool. When they do smoke, they take a hit, cough it up and swear they are already high. While they are faking the high they post it all over social media claiming they are "in the clouds" and "one of the heaviest ganj smokers in the nation."
Friend 1: "Did you see Kyle cough up that small hit on Snapchat last night then tried to act like Wiz Khalifa?"
Friend 2: "Yeah dude, Kyle's a pot poser."
Friend 2: "Yeah dude, Kyle's a pot poser."
by Kids4Kooks April 18, 2015
a person who pretends to like anime and tries to be part of the otaku subculture, but doesn't know anything about anime.
poser otaku: i love anime, especially one piece
real otaku: do you know who sanji is.
poser otaku: uuuuhhhh
real otaku: haha. poser
real otaku: do you know who sanji is.
poser otaku: uuuuhhhh
real otaku: haha. poser
by j-19239233-434940 May 17, 2009
That one person or persons who walk around the gym like they are the incredible hulk,They look at all the ladies and think every woman wants them,They constantly are looking at themselves in the mirror,If they see a guy lifting 20kg weight bar they come along and lift a 120kg weight bar slam it on the floor and walk off like the incredible hulk,They talk real loud and want to be noticed,They usually suffer from roid rage and jealousy and just come across as real arrogant jerks in general
Amatuer Guys at gym:Look at him man he's such a gym poser,
Guys at gym:I know he walks around like he's the friggin incredible hulk
Gym poser:Hey ladies can I help you there
Gym ladies:No we're ok thanks (Gee what a poser just because he's big and muscley he thinks he's in with a chance with us)
Gym poser on the phone to his wife:Arrrrhhh what do ya flippin mean it aint freaking ready yet you wait to I get home bitch and I'll be checking your phone and emails to when I get home
Guys at gym:He's definitely on the roids stupid gym poser,I feel sorry for his mrs when he gets home
Guys at gym:I know he walks around like he's the friggin incredible hulk
Gym poser:Hey ladies can I help you there
Gym ladies:No we're ok thanks (Gee what a poser just because he's big and muscley he thinks he's in with a chance with us)
Gym poser on the phone to his wife:Arrrrhhh what do ya flippin mean it aint freaking ready yet you wait to I get home bitch and I'll be checking your phone and emails to when I get home
Guys at gym:He's definitely on the roids stupid gym poser,I feel sorry for his mrs when he gets home
by Harry69 February 20, 2011
Someone who trys to act like a scene kid and fails miserably.... and everyone knows it. They probably moan about stuff like "omg my highlights are so rad" and "wow let me change my myspace name to (name here)Rawrr" and "OMG its Dani Gore if I add her I'll become a scene queen too even though she won't notice me and its probably a fake anyway!!". They'll hang with scene kids until they relise s/he is a complete fake (and they'd usually notice in the space of five seconds).
Ways to notice a scene poser:
1. They'll change overnight.
2. They'll go on MySpace/Wikipedea/Bebo/UrbanDictionary to find out more on how to be a scene kid.
3. They'll go on MySpace/Wikipedea/Bebo/UrbanDictionary to find out how to not be a poser.
4. They'll start typing like "oMg BaBEzZ hoW r ArE yHUu mY caMeRA wHoRE" or something.
5. They'll start using "Rawr" and "Zomg" even though they were scene around 5 years ago.
6. They'll start going "Joe Jonas is the sex!!" and "wow I'm so hxc and radd" and "im so sxc".
7. Start taking really bad pictures of themselves, trying to copy Dani Gore, Georgina Glamoregore, Tori Tears ect but failing very, VERY miserably
8. Listen to bands that all the "cool kids" are listning to then go on Wikipedea and study all about them and all the lyrics until they know them by heart
9. Their email would be something like scene_kiid_baby_rawr_@companyname.com or something.
10. Start using old slang like Radd or Steller ect ect.
might also say "omg don't call me emo im so scene!!" and "im so original dont call me fake" or some more crap like that.
I must admit.... used to be a poser myself, around 3 years ago, for about 2 weeks. Stupid, really. only gets you the label "poser" in 2 seconds. But I'm forgiven =D
Ways to notice a scene poser:
1. They'll change overnight.
2. They'll go on MySpace/Wikipedea/Bebo/UrbanDictionary to find out more on how to be a scene kid.
3. They'll go on MySpace/Wikipedea/Bebo/UrbanDictionary to find out how to not be a poser.
4. They'll start typing like "oMg BaBEzZ hoW r ArE yHUu mY caMeRA wHoRE" or something.
5. They'll start using "Rawr" and "Zomg" even though they were scene around 5 years ago.
6. They'll start going "Joe Jonas is the sex!!" and "wow I'm so hxc and radd" and "im so sxc".
7. Start taking really bad pictures of themselves, trying to copy Dani Gore, Georgina Glamoregore, Tori Tears ect but failing very, VERY miserably
8. Listen to bands that all the "cool kids" are listning to then go on Wikipedea and study all about them and all the lyrics until they know them by heart
9. Their email would be something like scene_kiid_baby_rawr_@companyname.com or something.
10. Start using old slang like Radd or Steller ect ect.
might also say "omg don't call me emo im so scene!!" and "im so original dont call me fake" or some more crap like that.
I must admit.... used to be a poser myself, around 3 years ago, for about 2 weeks. Stupid, really. only gets you the label "poser" in 2 seconds. But I'm forgiven =D
scene poser msn/aim convo
xXrAWrlIkEWoaHxX: hey my whore!!
liikee.so.radd: hey!! i was thinking of going to the town center and taking some pictures of us, like in the myspace pose!!
xXrAWrlIkEWoaHxX: yeah that would be so hxc!!
like.so.radd: Yeah!! let me invite another person to our convo and see if they want to come and get our so scene highlights done with us!!
xXrAwR: yeah!! make sure there not a poser though!1 dont want to be stuck with a poser!!
so.radd: yeah!!
Jordan: Omg, not you two again. For the last time, I will NOT add you on MySpace!!
xXrawr: oh, we wanted to do this **talk talk talk chat chat chat**
so.radd: like yeah that would be like the sex!!
Jordan: you guys are seriously lame. do me a favour and go back to being a prep, k?? btw... rawr is outta "fashion" now, ok?? -block-
rawr: wow what a weirdo!! she should learn to be herself and not a silly poser!!
radd: yeah!! anyway, lets go take a bad angle photo!!
xXrAWrlIkEWoaHxX: hey my whore!!
liikee.so.radd: hey!! i was thinking of going to the town center and taking some pictures of us, like in the myspace pose!!
xXrAWrlIkEWoaHxX: yeah that would be so hxc!!
like.so.radd: Yeah!! let me invite another person to our convo and see if they want to come and get our so scene highlights done with us!!
xXrAwR: yeah!! make sure there not a poser though!1 dont want to be stuck with a poser!!
so.radd: yeah!!
Jordan: Omg, not you two again. For the last time, I will NOT add you on MySpace!!
xXrawr: oh, we wanted to do this **talk talk talk chat chat chat**
so.radd: like yeah that would be like the sex!!
Jordan: you guys are seriously lame. do me a favour and go back to being a prep, k?? btw... rawr is outta "fashion" now, ok?? -block-
rawr: wow what a weirdo!! she should learn to be herself and not a silly poser!!
radd: yeah!! anyway, lets go take a bad angle photo!!
by PenguinsKickAss November 20, 2008