Literally the most terrible, dreadful, frightful, annoying, most stupid story making website in the virtual world i bet
if it was in real life the world would explode from its terribleness.
IF YOU SEE THIS NEVER USE STORY JUMPER AGAIN AND GIVE IT 0 STARS
if it was in real life the world would explode from its terribleness.
IF YOU SEE THIS NEVER USE STORY JUMPER AGAIN AND GIVE IT 0 STARS
by mendu May 23, 2023
Women who seek out jersey wearing athletes (i.e. bicyclists, basketball players, football players, etc.) for sexual encounters, essentially sports groupies. See: Bullpen Beef
The Jersey Jumpers were sitting in the bleachers trying to hit on members of the bicycling team, just like the Bullpen Beef we saw the night before hitting on the Oakland A's bullpen players.
by Captain Incredible x Infinity February 13, 2014
by tskahah! April 7, 2010
A term for Cuban. They're like Mexican wetbacks because the know how to jump fences, but they have to "jump" across a puddle to get to the United States, most likely Florida.
by mo11 April 25, 2016
by Veracocha July 11, 2017
When someone finger bangs you so well and so hard, you squirm and jump around a little before you fill the palm of their hand with your cum.
His middle finger is so long, he hits my button perfectly when he finger bangs me, it turns me into a super happy puddle jumper!
by Sex Lab October 7, 2019
by Lucky Lupocino March 10, 2021