The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she has her legs behind her head, as you are about to blow your load you cover both her arms and legs with your jizz, tell her you will go get a towel but instead leave her there to dry.
by Lovecraftmind March 21, 2019
When your man bends your legs to far in sex and you say I'm not a pretzel and he bends your legs farther
by Angel stella November 30, 2020
âYo bro you down to smoke a pretzel?â
âA pretzel? Wtf you talking aboutâ
âItâs when you mix the weed and T like a spliff broâ.
âOhh yea it do kinda taste like a pretzel. Hahaha letâs smoke a pretzelâ
âA pretzel? Wtf you talking aboutâ
âItâs when you mix the weed and T like a spliff broâ.
âOhh yea it do kinda taste like a pretzel. Hahaha letâs smoke a pretzelâ
by kosarosa March 13, 2023
by Intellectual Minecrafter July 14, 2019
Is the act of rough contortion style sex when you fold the womanâs legs up , wrap them, cross them etc....
by BriBri2287 November 19, 2017
The act of placing both legs of a woman over your shoulders while doing the no pants dance to form a pretzel like form and bringing her to orgasm.
Guy 1: So I heard you and Megan hooked up last night??
Guy 2: Yeah I took her to town and put dat bitch in a pretzel before giving her a creampie.
Guy 1: AHHH SICK BRO
Guy 2: Yeah I took her to town and put dat bitch in a pretzel before giving her a creampie.
Guy 1: AHHH SICK BRO
by Grrruff98 August 7, 2018
Pretzel-n.- A woman or man that is small in stature and overall body mass, with the naturally reoccurring gymnastic like flexibility to pick right up off the ground and condense into a maliable dough, during intercourse and hammer down. Usually lifted at as extreme as 180° bends by the 'pretzels' knee joints. Followed by wrapping their arms around their own legs. This allows for maximum hammer time.
Ex. Person 1: Hi, so nice to meet you. I absolutely love pretzels
Person 2: (in absolute speechless confusion) great?
Person 1: Pretzel fuck. A pretzel. You're a Pretzel.
Person 2: Jesus Christ.
Ex. Person 1: Hi, so nice to meet you. I absolutely love pretzels
Person 2: (in absolute speechless confusion) great?
Person 1: Pretzel fuck. A pretzel. You're a Pretzel.
Person 2: Jesus Christ.
Person 1: hey you're a pretzel
Person 2: I'm sorry I'm a what?
Person 1: I'd Pretzel fuck the shit out of you.
Person 2: my God you need Jesus.
Person 2: I'm sorry I'm a what?
Person 1: I'd Pretzel fuck the shit out of you.
Person 2: my God you need Jesus.
by Travey James January 6, 2020