| 1. | wank toffee | ||
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1) a salty snack
2) a display of surprise or dismay wank toffees the salty snack
ahhhhhh wank toffee |
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| 2. | salty awkward turtle | ||
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a delicious and nutritious, yet extremely awkward snack, created by shaniqua and bonfufu.
consisting of: awkward chocolate, awkward caramel, awkward nuts, and to top it all off, AWKWARD SALT,the king of awkwardness. Shaniqua: "man, did you taste that salty awkward turtle?"
Bonfufu: "Nah, I was too busy workin' that pole." |
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| 3. | snalty | ||
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A salty snack eaten by young children. Go eat your snalty before bed so you don't wet it.
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| 4. | Salty Dog | ||
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When you take a date to the movie theater, get popcorn at the snack bar, cut a hole in the bottom of it, and stick your dick through the hole. This way, when she goes to get some popcorn, instead she gets your salt covered penis. I took that skank Tammy to see 'Titanic' and then gave her the Salty Dog!
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| 5. | Boiled Peanuts | ||
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A delicious snack consisting of green (raw), unshelled peanuts boiled in salt water. This delicacy is typically purchased in gas station parking lots and roadside vegetable stands and consumed by southerners of all socio-economic backgrounds. Almost always served in Styrofoam cups and wrapped in the skimpiest napkin ever made, this salty snack is intended to be shared with family and friends although it is not uncommon for asocial types to devour the whole cup as to not share any with his wife/mistress.
Rich Birmingham Business Man: Mama, I got a cup of boiled peanuts for the Auburn vs. Alabama game.
Broke-Ass Methamphetamine-Addicted Construction Worker: Mama, I got a cup of boiled peanuts for the Auburn vs. Alabama game. |
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| 6. | lickdabby | ||
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A sweet or salty snack that appeases the hunger cravings between meals. Blaine was starving, so he grabbed a lickdabby to tide him over until dinner.
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| 7. | salty mito | ||
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Vomiting on someone during sex due to excessive alchohol consumption, especially after eating snack foods suck as salted nuts or chips. After the wild and crazy night, he ruined it all by performing a salty mito right when they switched positions.
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