Gage Harman

Gage is a SUPER weeb who skates too much and is prob an e-boy. His Bi-con is David Bowie and he whines like a little shenk.

Omigod, Gage Harman is a nasty little weeaboo with a baby voice.

Gage Brown

The sexiest man with the biggest dong of all time, everyone adores this man

I love Gage Brown!

by Gage Brown January 22, 2021

waht the spruce?? THat object is bolbous like Thomas Gage Hammerstroms fo head!!!11!1

by green goinkus January 30, 2023

Being Cannon Gage is when you would sacrifice everything for someone you care about.

by CAHERMAN March 4, 2022

Big ass fat dicks and pussy hair he also has shit dick game but it's fat

by I eat fat weeni April 1, 2022

A person who destroys somebody's dreams by pulling out their happy trail.

He just had to be a Gage Slyman and pull out my happy trail at lacrosse practice.

by foreskinlover October 12, 2010

The best most legendary human being that will ever exist. If you think Gage isn't sexy, nice, funny, and smart than you must be an idiot.

Girl 1: Wow that guy is amazing
Girl 2: I know he really is
Girl 3: Must be a Gage Boothe

by RandomHuman67 December 5, 2018