Douche Dam

A self-preservation tool that prevents a person being affected by douchebags and douchery

That douchebag's actions just broke through my douche dam and drowned me in abject douchery!

by Janofarc January 22, 2016

douch mover

someone who "moves douch" or pulls a "douch move"... in other words someone that fucked up bad or made an ass out of themselves.

Andrew's such a douch mover, he totally kissed my girlfriend at the party last night.

What a douch mover!

by Wachichi July 13, 2009

douche whale

The only thing that exceeds the amount of douoche in the doucheapotamus

I can't believe the way that guy is acting. He's gotta be the biggest douche I've ever seen.. In fact He's a douche whale.

by image969 December 31, 2008

douche skippy

a person under the age of eleven or shorter than five foot four that is a complete douche.

my ten year old brother is a douche skippy

by thefiness November 4, 2010

Douche-tooth

Anyone who wears a Bluetooth ear piece, and/or drives like a fun

Is by default snobby, usually wearing a suit or a flat bill hat.

"That dude just cut me off."
"Yeah, look at him, he is on the phone because he's " douche-tooth.

by Kevly😉 May 20, 2016

Douche-u-sign

Enhanced pdf for legal documents executed remotely. Implies that the receiver is the last in the chain and is the “douche”. In vogue now during layoffs.

So that was it. A zoom call, accept the terms on douche-u-sign for severance and hit the road.

by SvenTY May 24, 2023

Douche l'Orange

A derigatory nickname for Donald Trump.

In a tweet yesterday, Douche l'Orange chastised yet another person who said something negative about him.

by Typo_Knig February 12, 2017