A usually young cat that is has a wide body. Fat cats, if you will.

...what were you expecting?
My gf's got such a wide pussy haha lol no
by Peddebol June 29, 2017
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What elder tongue-cluckers claim to feel anytime they hear of a lot of da hot chicks in their area being "free with their crotches" when approached by tongue-lolling young studs with raging boners.
Anytime I hear of a much-publicized "wide-spread panic" among da churchy grandparents and older aunts/uncles in a given area, I just roll my eyes and figger dat said eyebrow-raisers are either merely jealous dat they themselves aren't "getting any" at da time, and/or they are forgetting how they themselves often did da very same thing when THEY were these younger folks' age!
by QuacksO May 12, 2022
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It’s when a Chinese guy shoves a chop stick and a egg roll up someone’s ass then sucks it back out and eats it
Yes! Do that Chinese wide spread right up my ass u horny Chinese man
by Hog wild November 9, 2018
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when your thicc you cant play hide and seek easily.

A quote from Anthony P, 2021
jim: i cant find a good hiding spot
jimbo: its hard to hide, when your wide!
by nolifejim March 16, 2021
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is defined by poor people confused by the republicans propaganda to vote against their own financial interests.

A republican who lives in a single wide trailer.
by Chris Lamb Jr December 20, 2020
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A blue ant-like bug-like being that is oddly wide
Hey is that a wide ant there?
by BeeboiYES October 14, 2022
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