When two or more people repeatedly staple their shirts or genitals together whilst high/drunk and attempt to dance
by scrimmykimpus April 15, 2018

by Marvin Vadgebanger October 03, 2023

Tango man is a small term used to show if someone is a "TANGO" and a tango is someone who heavily drinks and can down one in a few seconds.
by The_definition_master March 09, 2020

A Tango that has grown accustom to the indoor lifestyle. Taskings usually require cleaning, cake walking, serving food. This Tango would not fair well in the "Fields" as he has lost his ability to work outside. Typically black in nature.
by The Realest Professor August 21, 2024

The act of moving your early season tomato seedlings to follow the sun for maximum growth potential.
by Bobwayne November 30, 2021

A Scottish term for when two people engage in any kind of dance which leads to sexual intercourse between the two. However the dancing must continue, this is done so other people don't notice and are simply convinced that they are dancing. If the dancing were to stop, it would no longer be a manky tango, it would simply become sex
by AJB the guy September 05, 2016

The last dance of the evening where a lady has removed her knickers beforehand to provide easy access in the event of scoring
Candice "There was a very savoury aroma in the club last night"
Susan "Oh, yes, I was doing the Mackerel Tango with Steve but he was having none of it"
Susan "Oh, yes, I was doing the Mackerel Tango with Steve but he was having none of it"
by laurab193 June 01, 2011
