Mastermind with the Golden touch, inventor and mercenary up for hire.
Mistaken for Astro Jack 'cause his head is always out of his body, not literally.
Mistaken for Astro Jack 'cause his head is always out of his body, not literally.
by HydraX420 October 25, 2020
When you delete Tinder because you find someone you really like but it almost instantly falls through with that person and then you have to re-download the app...
by seattlesailorscout December 30, 2017
Look at that Mike Tango and his avocado toast.
by BishopMJ June 23, 2019
Tango man is a small term used to show if someone is a "TANGO" and a tango is someone who heavily drinks and can down one in a few seconds.
by The_definition_master March 9, 2020
When two people keep switching lanes in an attempt to not cause an accident. Typically caused by people who blindly merge.
by Rusty BallsR 69 October 29, 2021
The act of drinking large amounts of alcohol and eating tostito pizza rolls only to vomit said items on to your partners back during intercourse.
by Dr.whan February 18, 2018
When you have sex whilst driving, whilst on the phone to your mates describing the specs of your new car!
Me: Did you hear about jake?
You: No. what happened?
Me: He got arrested for doing a Jeremy Clarkson tango!
You: No. what happened?
Me: He got arrested for doing a Jeremy Clarkson tango!
by Juan juenimo December 8, 2022