Descriptive of a severely chafed penis following sustained sexual activity, masturbation or having being fellated by Esther Rantzen.
I went up the road to Cabanatuan for a pint of milk and came back with a cock like a blind skater's elbow.
by Lord Grimcock May 26, 2008
A Tik Tok skater probably doesn’t know any tricks. They also likely wear strictly checkered vans and listen to Clairo. Tik tok skaters ride long boards more often then boards for tricks. Tik tok skater boys are a different breed. Tik tok skaters make all the girls 🤰
by Godlywhitebitch September 13, 2019
Tommo:Whats up braz.
Ben: Lets get our skater shoes on guyz and go for a skate.
Tommo:What a ofter pay
Ben: Lets get our skater shoes on guyz and go for a skate.
Tommo:What a ofter pay
by Darren Thomson May 10, 2005
A big-ass MAGLITE flashlight that is at least a foot long and weighs at least two pounds that Security uses to crack skater skulls if they do not comply with Security directives.
by sk8er_h8er January 2, 2009
a person who thinks they are an athlete but are really just a snobby, stuck up public skater in fancy clothes. Mostly woman but every now and then you get the typical gay man who fits right in with the livestyle of a figure skater. All figure skaters act like they hate hockey players but deep down inside they really want to get them in bed. This is very true at THE RINK.
Look at becca out there. She just thinks her shit dont stink because she can do a spin. Typical figure skater.
by the rink guys January 7, 2011
A person (mostly a girl) who wears abercrombie clothing for example and etnies shoes or volcom clothing and a coach purse.
"Wow that girl is sucha bitch skater!"
"Wow that girl is sucha bitch skater!"
by k pecz August 3, 2008
A fat faggot who sits on his ass all day and plays games or fucks his cat 5 times a week without a care. He eats food all the time and is Canadian. He is the reason that earthquakes happrn.
by RevUpDoezFryerz June 20, 2018