by Enzo the cool one October 3, 2020
An alright lookin blond guy you have loads in common with that will ask you out only to dump you a day later saying he just got out of a toxic relationship the day before even though he told you 2 weeks before that he'd never dated anyone. It's very strange that he didn't tell you he's dating someone in the 2 weeks he spends talking to you. After being friends with him for 3 weeks you'll have no clue what things he said were a lie and which were true so you'll try and block him only to find out he already despite saying he just needed some time and would be ready to date you soon. He'll also refuse to listen when you say you don't wanna hang out with him cause its gonna be pissing it down with rain.
by Billie joe slay October 2, 2023
A sexy 5"11 male with curly black hair. He gets all the women who love his dashing looks and massive penis. He is also a very kindhearted person and a loyal friend. He is usually very easygoing and only gets angry when he is wronged or someone is being annoying.
by sourdoughjack May 27, 2022
Ahhh yes the "friendly town." This town is a hick town, there is nothing special about it. And don't get me started on the diseases you could get here. You could rub shoulders or be in a 5 foot radius of one of the women here (not all) and get syphilis/herpes and probably much worse (and I mean MUCH WORSE) And yes, the women/men/its bite, just go to PVMS and you will find a bunch of ankle biters there that have cat/wolf ears AND a tail, they are covered in makeup and with one swipe, their "beauty" is gone. Tbh they look like a desk in detention, with drawings all over their face and black marks, also if you're straight at this school they will bark at you and call you homophobic because they are selfish nobodies that know nothing about common sense and how to be normal.
Some person: Whats the worst disease I could get?
Every normal person: Just go to Milo and you will find just the right one for you!
Every normal person: Just go to Milo and you will find just the right one for you!
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