by Funk Dunkle Phd. January 17, 2021
by Tdent465 November 24, 2022
(N.) A competition friends do. They all get erections from looking at pornography then compete to see who can bend their penis the most.
by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018
When someone tries to spell Star Wars, they may accidentally "Fat Thumb" the "R" button right next to the "T" button, this results in someone typing "Straw Wars" Instead.
by GravSim June 2, 2022
by Stonerjew December 23, 2019
The worst thing on the planet. Every time you drink out of one it grinds your teeth and it feels like nails on a chalkboard if it was a feeling, you get these horrible chills. The turtles can die for all I care I hate paper straws.
I hate paper straws. #KILLTHETURTLES
by DieselDeletus December 12, 2022
When your girl let you do her in the ass and you pull out to give her a break cause it's hurting her. Then you look down to see shit on you dick so you get turned off and go limp.
We were having anal sex in the shower last night and but we didn't finish cause she gave me a dirty straw.
by 89anderson June 11, 2017