by CumInHer August 16, 2023
Lana is a girl who lacks self confidence. She is very overdramatic and obsessed with creating drama. She likes to steal “your man.” She thinks she is very popular although everyone knows she’s not. She is never dressed appropriately for school or work. She will ditch you if you are her friend, and then create a rumor about you. She thinks she’s super close with you, although she just wants to try and get everything out of you. If you say your not going to be friends with anymore, watch out because she can do overpowering things to you. If you have a boyfriend and are friends with her, stay away! She is always fishing for compliments, because she doesn’t have anything about herself that she can be proud of.
Lana: So who do you like?
You: I like ______
Lana: Oh sorry I don’t want to be your friend anymore. You are super annoying.
You: I like ______
Lana: Oh sorry I don’t want to be your friend anymore. You are super annoying.
by Mackenzie 2453 June 5, 2019
Lana is so awesome, she can play the piano, flute, ukulele, violin and probably way more if she tried. She is the prettiest and most beautiful person on earth. If you even get a chance to meet a Lana be nice to her and give her flowers everyday, she likes (eating) roses.
Ashley: OMG do u know that girl?? I HATE HER
Joyce: Don't say that, she's Lana
*few moments later
Ashley: Lana, my love, will you marry me??
Joyce: Don't say that, she's Lana
*few moments later
Ashley: Lana, my love, will you marry me??
by Lannininiana June 26, 2022
“Hey, that new girl Lana is cute”
“Yeah, do you know why she’s called Lana? Spell her name backwards and you’ll find out.”
“Yeah, do you know why she’s called Lana? Spell her name backwards and you’ll find out.”
by SixBob0mb January 10, 2020
Lana has a huge dick.
by notlanajuric12345 November 21, 2021
lana is the biggest bitch that exists in her eyes we are all unclean crumbs that do not deserve to live she rules the penises of men and no one is equal to her.Alcoholic is her second name and she is a medical mystery how her body still functions. She is thought to one day cure AIDS. She is obsessed with kinky things and most of all she loves scratching and strong sex by sticking her head in a pillow. The most dangerous are Lanas who are Sagittarius in the horoscope they will literally devour you.her opinion is supreme and undeniable. in nature are often seen with a large gang of ladies who do not have their selves in front of her. Lana is dangerous and you need to be as far away from her as possible because she is biting. At the end of the day everyone loves Lana and wants to be like her because in one word she is perfect and is the biggest bitch in the universe
by Hwhwhdhd November 22, 2021
Very hotand I would most likely smash and she is slay i love her please marry me i want you please i am down bad please. hot
Lana is hot
by Bospabeats22 January 24, 2023