Caden is a lovely bloke who looks like an oversized snorlax/blue whale, He loves to play Ispy. His favourite location to play in is the Mcdonalds child playground preferably with children under the age of 10. He is very attractive and will cuddle you with a lot of love and affection, you will be woken up with a beautiful 'Good morning sleeping beauty' each morning and a nice morning wood pressing up against you. he calls it 'Breakfast in Bed'
Wow, Look at Caden Cairns the sexy sleeping snorlax
by Caden Cairns March 2, 2022
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Caden and Meyer are low key the stray when it comes to combat. With Meyers incomparable lightsaber moves he is a worthy opponent. While Caden on the other hand has skills of hitting fingers with lightsabers his main attribute is throwing stuff at the enemy while Meyer does the real work. Caden is a certified morale booster.
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jit that dont got no motion 😂
bruh where yo motion at? You got no motion jus like caden ring
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Caden likes to watch all kinds of tv such as
“Cobra Kia” “demon slayer” “Tokyo ghoul” “stranger things” “gay midget porn” “family guy” he loves to watch all the shows listed😁
Caden Schneider loves “gay midget furry nugget porn
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A zulu worrier who packs heat all the time he is a member of the Latin kings street gang and spends his time smoking fags he don't like cats and he is a certified pimp with no plan going ahead in his life born and raised in the hood his favorite meal is build rabbit with fried chiken and grape juice
Caden mertes went to circle k in Streator and packed a bowl and smoked it with a 8 year
by The 325 legend September 18, 2021
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