3 definitions by Obi-wan is life

Master Bruce

Bruce got his parents no scoped and was slightly mad at that. He is determined to do stuff with his brain and is very smart. His butler kinda cool tho. He is also Batma......nothing.

Kid 1: wow that kids sad but has very inspiring actions
Kid 2: oh it’s prolly master bruce

by Obi-wan is life October 30, 2019

Alfred

Alfred is a good cook and a mean cleaning machine. He will put you in the ground with his crazy shotgun skills and mean karate. He is pretty cool and British. For some reason he also goes by obi-wan which sounds pretty dank to me.

Bruce: hey their is a creepy guy at the door I need an Alfred

by Obi-wan is life October 30, 2019

Caden and Meyer

Caden and Meyer are low key the stray when it comes to combat. With Meyers incomparable lightsaber moves he is a worthy opponent. While Caden on the other hand has skills of hitting fingers with lightsabers his main attribute is throwing stuff at the enemy while Meyer does the real work. Caden is a certified morale booster.

Wow watch out caden and Meyer have lightsabers

by Obi-wan is life October 22, 2019