The act of putting a small animal who is in the process of dying painfully out of their misery by grabbing it by the neck and swinging it around like a lasso.
Man...we was out floatin’ on the river fly fishin’ and we done saw a goose dyin in the snow on the bank so we rowed over to it and gave it the ‘ole Montana Neck Massage to put that thing out of its misery
by MooseWrangler March 30, 2019
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Verb

Driving a motor vehicle over or along the rumble strips, reflective lane markers, or in some cases highway drainage grooves to simulate the vibrating and kneading effect of a massage, either intentionally or inadvertently.
Daniel waited until the last passenger in the van had nodded off to drift over to the rumble strips and shook everyone awake, he enjoyed the Polish Massage, but each of his passengers hated him for it.

Gary winced at the Polish Massage, when he felt like his fillings were being shaken out as his boyfriend steered the motorcycle they were riding over the rain grooves on the country road.
by Lester'sTesticle August 12, 2017
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A man bends over and rests his hands on his knees while someone stands behind him and rubs his balls, while picking the left over toilet paper cling-ons from his ass hairs.
Mike couldn’t believe that Todd didn’t have to pay extra to have the Asian masseuse give him a cotton ball massage.
by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017
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A person with the hands of a god but a heart like queen
I went to a massage queen and them hands are fire
by Harry sexy ass July 20, 2019
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A non-subtle, innuendoization of 'deluxe massage' (the act of eating someone's ass while massaging their back and/or extremities) which obviously hints to it's sexual nature.
I texted that girl from the party and said I'd give her a 'deluXXXe massage' later tonight. I doubt show knows how that works, but she definitely knows it'll be a good time.
by Emperor Megas March 5, 2014
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June 26th is national give your girlfriend a massage.
Me- Did you heart today is June 26th national give your girlfriend a massage?

fred- No fr?

Me- Yeahhh i better get home to give my girl a massage haha

fred- Me too bro
by renegaderadar June 26, 2020
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When you get a back rub while you pinch a loaf.
One friend: “My back always hurts when I pinch a loaf.”

Other friend: “I’ll give you a Roughrider Massage.”
by Mr. Goonch6969 November 17, 2020
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