Crackers

Refers to a man so desireable that he would be allowed to eat CRACKERS in your bed.

That dude is crackers.

by Sasha August 21, 2003

Cracker

A cracker is a white person. The word 'Cracker' is used by Hispanics and African Americans.

Val *Hispanic*: Hey cracker!
Kaitlyn *Cracker*: Stop calling me that you are such a racist!
Val *Hispanic*: I don't know if you've noticed or not but, I AM A RACIST YOU MOTHER FUCKING WHITE CRACKER!!!
Sarah *Korean*: You're so mean! Say sorry!
Val *Hispanic*: Like fucking screw that shit Virginia Tech Killer!!

by UMS Fucking Sucks June 13, 2007

A cracker

A thin, crisp wafer often eaten with cheese or other savory toppings.

Person 1: "Lil mosey is a cracker."

Person 2: "Word."

by trustworthy definitions February 23, 2023

CRACKER

A racial slur towards white people
A baked tasteless biscuit
A Christmas table novelty
A good pun or joke
A dry raspy fart

Mr Black:"Yo-Yo Cracker"
Mr White:"I-Hear-ya-mah-Niggerrr"
Mr Black: "Boy! I hope you meant "NIGGA""
Mr White: "Then I hope you meant "CRACKA""

"Pass the crackers.....and something to give them some taste"

"Time to pull the crackers apart for the crappy joke and plastic parachute guy!!"

"That Black joke sure was a Cracker.....Geddit!"

"Bruce, did you just rip a cracker???"

by F!$h!e February 5, 2010

crackers

An acceptable substitution to an expletive. Also refers to white people in a group or as a whole.

Awwww crackers!

by LedSleddIV January 8, 2003

crackers

Not as good as cake.

"This party is full of crackers, lets invite some cake over"

by ashli j. July 25, 2008

Cracker

1)Something that Professional Parrots try to avoid/stay sober from

2)a Drug that is offered by mysterious strangers that resembles crack...

mysterious stranger - hey you, wanna but a cracker?

professional parrot - I'M TRING TO GIVE THAT UP GOD DAMMIT!!

by ashimattack February 9, 2008