Strawing

Strawing is another term used for someone who is 'sooking/ sucking up to someone' or 'up their arse'. You use this in many ways to show someone that you can see that they are trying sook/suck up to someone and get their interest, be friends with them.

'You are a massive straw'
'Would you like a straw with that'
'Stop strawing his arse'

by tinglewingle November 15, 2019

Simpson Sausage Straw

Using a sausage with a hole carved through lengthways as a straw for a drink

Look at that guy using a Simpson Sausage Straw

by solarB August 23, 2022

uses a straw

Sucks!

Stephen Colbert Uses A Straw!

by The Ink Man May 13, 2017

Drinking straw

A nan who lives in a bush

Hi who are you?

...

Hello?

I’m a drinking straw bruv

by Johncena27 April 16, 2018

fruit straw

it literally has no god damn meaning jodie

eden: fruit straw
jodie: haha another phrase that is of course meaningless

by the fruit straw boy September 21, 2019

Pee Straw

The shaft part of a penis that piss goes through.

Jeremy pissed through his pee straw.

by GORBACHELLI January 18, 2017

Shitty straw

When someone is sucking ass too hard and sucks shit right out of the ass hole

Omg bro that was a nasty shitty straw

by Yo son May 10, 2021