Obsessive Poker

{Obsessive Poker}
1:Someone who obsessivly pokes any one and everyone on Facebook..
And will not stop.
They like the feeling they get from it like they are actually touching them and get turned on by it.

I.E Facebook

Jay:"Dude, Tabatha keeps poking me on Facebook. She is freakin obsessed."

Dave:"I know she poked me too, she won't quit its annoying."

Mark:"She poked me too, looks like she is an obsessive poker. "

Jay:"Im deleting her if she doesn't quit it."

by Gail Richmond September 6, 2010

obsessed

obsessed to the point you call and text the person constantly 24/7. no matter the time or day you still call them and check up on them very often.

"Jack is so obsessed with me, he keeps calling me"

by SassyButSensitive June 20, 2019

Obsessive compulsive disorder

Common mental health condition where a person has obsessive thoughts and compulsive behaviours. OCD can affect men, women and children. Some people start having symptoms early, mostly around puberty, but it usually starts early adulthood, even though it can start before there.

Guy: Hey why are you doing stuff an even amount of times?
Friend: Obsessive compulsive disorder.

by LouisGDYTUrban August 28, 2021

Lydia obsessive

When you’re so insanely obsessed and fixated on one singular guy for an extended period of time.

She’s so Lydia Obsessive over William. She’s never even talked to him!

by sexyshit111 June 25, 2025

Hotel-obsessed

Individuals who love staying at luxury hotels.

I’m literally hotel-obsessed. I’ve stayed at the Ritz Carlton 10 times this year.

by Luxury Travel Babe April 24, 2023

obsessive lord of the rings disorder

When you can't stop purchasing lord of the rings books.

In a bookshop, "Hi, can I have a newspaper please.....oh and can I just check what versions of lord of the rings books you have please?"
" Sorry I have obsessive lord of the rings disorder"

by Dazzapkb January 28, 2022

Obsessed

When someone thinks about something 24/7, some may give the little fella a good beating to this certain thing.

Example 1- “Fuck bro Duke Lee is OBSESSED in Richmond”

2- “hey look man duke Lee has made Another post about the tigers, he sure is obsessed”

3- Person 1“Oi buddy see that weird cunt over there dressing his dog up as a tiger?”
Person 2 “oh that’s duke, his my neighbour, I hear him praying every night that the eagles become better than Richmond”
Person 1 “his pretty fucken obsessed isn’t he”

by Doaskid July 31, 2018