ZOLS ( Ziad Obsessive Larp Syndrome )

you think there’s a limit to the larp? think again.
ziad’s gonna call you out on your “larping” (even if it’s a false positive). whether you’re pretending to like something or being something, ziad’s gonna be sniffing around for an ounce of larp. please be careful when reposting some of your interests, because Ziad’s gonna call you out on it, and it could lead to harmful behavior.
(written by @rotoballpointpen)

Person 1: i lovee post rock my favourite band is have a nice life
Person 2: LARPPPPPPPPPPP
ZOLS ( Ziad Obsessive Larp Syndrome )

ZOLS ( Ziad Obsessive Larp Syndrome ) by rotoballpointpen April 2, 2026

Yeah, yeah, yeah --- obsessive compulsive... 

What you sneeringly snort to everyone watching while you super-precisely perform an ordinary task, check/measure something extra-carefully, salvage da last drops/flakes/globs of a semi-valuable product, etc.

Low-income-but-financially-solvent dude, speaking to an amused gal whose car he's changing da oil in, and letting each bottle of oil drain into da engine's filler-neck for ten minutes before tossing da bottle in da trash can: "Yeah, yeah, yeah --- obsessive compulsive... but you know how I hate to waste anything, plus of course, YOU'RE da one who's paying all da costs of this oil-change, so naturally I wanna be all da more conservative and efficient wif salvaging all of da $3.99-per-quart oil dat I can!"

Yeah, yeah, yeah --- obsessive compulsive... by QuacksO February 24, 2023