" if you ever meet a boy name maximus jest know that hes ugly but funny never licens and has a small penis
by mybutcheackgiglewhenifart June 8, 2020
Good intentioned. Very dumb. Impulsive. Mysterious, but goofy. Optimistic. Probably a Sanguine-Melancholic. Handsome, slim, has realy bad hair, and is well endowed. As a friend of his, I would know all of this?
How do I confess to Maximus?
I don’t know.
I’ll never be able to tell him!
Don’t worry I’ll call him for you.
What?!
MAXIMUS!!!
I don’t know.
I’ll never be able to tell him!
Don’t worry I’ll call him for you.
What?!
MAXIMUS!!!
by ✨Random Stranger ✨ February 5, 2022
maximus is a guy who doesnt have any rizz, and makes corny music that you just wish someone would turn off. he also has a micro dick.
by random_gamer123 June 19, 2023
Max is the most funniest kindest guy ive ever met we have been friends for 3 years now and i am so lucky to have a friend like him. Even if he works at a maid cafe ill always love him no homo
Maximus is gayus
by Adriana.lopez<3 February 18, 2023
A 6’2 weirdo who plays video games and listens to 80’s music. He is very stubborn, smart, funny, and overall the best person yoh will ever meet.
Maximus Wayne Taylor-gardenhire
by Soup5351 January 27, 2023
Can’t go to a tailgate without girlfriend being present
Dick rides some bozo from Philly
Frequent liar
Dick rides some bozo from Philly
Frequent liar
by Snell sucks September 29, 2022