"A-to-z" examples of da early/crude births of various objects and concepts, such as:
boarigin: Where da wild pig came from.
boreigin: Who/what started everyone yawning.
coreigin: Who littered da ground after eating da apple.
doorigin: Where da swinging entrance-flap appeared from.
foreigin: Who putted da golf ball. (Goldfinger and Oddjob optional.)
fourigin: Where da "one more than three" status came from.
Goreigin: He invented da internet, but where did HE HIMSELF come from?!
hoarigin: How being old got started.
loreigin: What started da tradition of telling tales of yesteryear.
moreigin: When and how greed first reared its ugly head.
boarigin: Where da wild pig came from.
boreigin: Who/what started everyone yawning.
coreigin: Who littered da ground after eating da apple.
doorigin: Where da swinging entrance-flap appeared from.
foreigin: Who putted da golf ball. (Goldfinger and Oddjob optional.)
fourigin: Where da "one more than three" status came from.
Goreigin: He invented da internet, but where did HE HIMSELF come from?!
hoarigin: How being old got started.
loreigin: What started da tradition of telling tales of yesteryear.
moreigin: When and how greed first reared its ugly head.
More examples of "alphabetical origins" include:
noirigin: Da first rumblings of evil.
norigin: First references of neither.
poorigin: Where da economy first took a nose-dive.
pourigin: Da moment it started raining hard.
Quoragin: Where dat bu**s**t online questions-and-answers platform first got thought of.
roarigin: Where da loudly-vocal lion is.
soarigin: Da time when flying animals first appeared
soreigin: When someone began feeling angry and/or achy-muscled.
torigin: Where dat odd rock-formation began appearing.
toreigin: What ripped yer shirt while you were shoving yer way through da bushes during a nature-hike.
tourigin: Whose idea it was to be on said scenery-observation trek in da first place!
warigin: Whatever bu**s**t provocation supposedly started a conflict.
whoreigin: What first prompted a chick's currently "loose" status.
woreigin: Okay --- who told you dat you should don DAT tattered-'n'-threadbare outfit??
yoreigin: Where ancient history started.
yourigin: Da start of da concept of one's not hogging everything for himself.
noirigin: Da first rumblings of evil.
norigin: First references of neither.
poorigin: Where da economy first took a nose-dive.
pourigin: Da moment it started raining hard.
Quoragin: Where dat bu**s**t online questions-and-answers platform first got thought of.
roarigin: Where da loudly-vocal lion is.
soarigin: Da time when flying animals first appeared
soreigin: When someone began feeling angry and/or achy-muscled.
torigin: Where dat odd rock-formation began appearing.
toreigin: What ripped yer shirt while you were shoving yer way through da bushes during a nature-hike.
tourigin: Whose idea it was to be on said scenery-observation trek in da first place!
warigin: Whatever bu**s**t provocation supposedly started a conflict.
whoreigin: What first prompted a chick's currently "loose" status.
woreigin: Okay --- who told you dat you should don DAT tattered-'n'-threadbare outfit??
yoreigin: Where ancient history started.
yourigin: Da start of da concept of one's not hogging everything for himself.
by QuacksO November 21, 2024
Get the alphabetical origins mug."Climbin' da walls" level of distress regarding any of a number of "English 26" debacles, including:
banguish: What an explosive-device diffuser feels while trepidatiously operating on said unstable-powderkeg creations, knowing dat they could "go boom" at any moment.
clanguish: How you feel when handling da ringing mechanism of a loud bell, since one slip could cause a harsh/deafening metallic resonance.
danguish: Constant concern dat you will hear a euphemism.
fanguish: What Clarita Haast always felt when her reptile-wrangler hubby was servicing his serpents.
ganguish: What you'll likely feel if you get involved da wrong crowd.
hanguish: What da perpetually-on-da-run King and da Duke suffered because da people whom they'd swindled wanted to treat them to a "necktie party".
Kranguish: What da Duke Of Coffin Castle's right-hand-man guard suffered when Zorn of Zorna tied him up with turk's-head knots.
languish: A real word --- sorry. Means to miserably remain in one spot.
banguish: What an explosive-device diffuser feels while trepidatiously operating on said unstable-powderkeg creations, knowing dat they could "go boom" at any moment.
clanguish: How you feel when handling da ringing mechanism of a loud bell, since one slip could cause a harsh/deafening metallic resonance.
danguish: Constant concern dat you will hear a euphemism.
fanguish: What Clarita Haast always felt when her reptile-wrangler hubby was servicing his serpents.
ganguish: What you'll likely feel if you get involved da wrong crowd.
hanguish: What da perpetually-on-da-run King and da Duke suffered because da people whom they'd swindled wanted to treat them to a "necktie party".
Kranguish: What da Duke Of Coffin Castle's right-hand-man guard suffered when Zorn of Zorna tied him up with turk's-head knots.
languish: A real word --- sorry. Means to miserably remain in one spot.
Additional examples of "alphabetical anguish" include:
panguish: What you'll likely suffer from either over-exerting yourself physically or behaving less than honorably or responsibly.
ranguish: Da various startled emotions dat you'd feel if you did indeed slip up regarding da second definition above, not to mention red-faced embarrassment from all of da annoyed glances from nearby fellow humans whose ears were also shockingly assailed wif said humongous cacophony.
sanguish: Ear-grating distress due to one or more horrendously-off-key choir members.
slanguish: What an "old school" English teacher (pun not intended, but I love it!) feels from hearing her students use unrefined word-choices.
spranguish: Da fear of having a crouching creature leap out at you.
'Stanguish: Less-than-confident feelings about having to drive a Ford sports car.
tanguish: Distressed emotions at having to either ingest a strong-flavored comestible, sniff a pungent-odored object, or work with a device dat has one or more protruding components.
Wanguish: Discontent at having to deal wif da "only splash of ad-color in da Wall Street Journal" company.
yanguish: Assorted wound-up emotions from focusing on da "black dot on white background" half of da Chinese circle of opposing energies.
panguish: What you'll likely suffer from either over-exerting yourself physically or behaving less than honorably or responsibly.
ranguish: Da various startled emotions dat you'd feel if you did indeed slip up regarding da second definition above, not to mention red-faced embarrassment from all of da annoyed glances from nearby fellow humans whose ears were also shockingly assailed wif said humongous cacophony.
sanguish: Ear-grating distress due to one or more horrendously-off-key choir members.
slanguish: What an "old school" English teacher (pun not intended, but I love it!) feels from hearing her students use unrefined word-choices.
spranguish: Da fear of having a crouching creature leap out at you.
'Stanguish: Less-than-confident feelings about having to drive a Ford sports car.
tanguish: Distressed emotions at having to either ingest a strong-flavored comestible, sniff a pungent-odored object, or work with a device dat has one or more protruding components.
Wanguish: Discontent at having to deal wif da "only splash of ad-color in da Wall Street Journal" company.
yanguish: Assorted wound-up emotions from focusing on da "black dot on white background" half of da Chinese circle of opposing energies.
by QuacksO December 21, 2024
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barbitrary: where ya gotta endure "pricky 'n' pokey" things, either real pointy-tipped objects or verbal "jabs".
carbitrary: where walking, biking, or horseback-riding are not options for getting from Point A to Point B. Could also mean how someone wif a sweet tooth views rich-ingredient goodies.
charbitrary: what meals are if da food is excessively heated prior to serving.
farbitrary: only lengthy distances permitted.
garbitrary: no "birthday suits" allowed.
jarbitrary: everything hasta be stored in wide-mouth containers.
marbitrary: a clean unblemished finish is a no-no, like at a demolition derby --- you only win if you get battered around.
scarbitrary: similar to above; you hafta show visible "school of hard knocks" signs to comply/qualify
sparbitrary: what it is for sailors on wind-powered ships --- you gotta climb da masts, mates --- it's part of da job.
starbitrary: where you hafta either have astronomy skills, or be a Hollywood icon.
warbitrary: what da military-gear-obsessed officials at Nova Robotics Corporation (think Skroeder and Dr. Warmonger --- I mean, Dr. Marner) seemed to think... unlike Newton Crosby, they thought dat "blowing stuff up" was da only path to peace.
barbitrary: where ya gotta endure "pricky 'n' pokey" things, either real pointy-tipped objects or verbal "jabs".
carbitrary: where walking, biking, or horseback-riding are not options for getting from Point A to Point B. Could also mean how someone wif a sweet tooth views rich-ingredient goodies.
charbitrary: what meals are if da food is excessively heated prior to serving.
farbitrary: only lengthy distances permitted.
garbitrary: no "birthday suits" allowed.
jarbitrary: everything hasta be stored in wide-mouth containers.
marbitrary: a clean unblemished finish is a no-no, like at a demolition derby --- you only win if you get battered around.
scarbitrary: similar to above; you hafta show visible "school of hard knocks" signs to comply/qualify
sparbitrary: what it is for sailors on wind-powered ships --- you gotta climb da masts, mates --- it's part of da job.
starbitrary: where you hafta either have astronomy skills, or be a Hollywood icon.
warbitrary: what da military-gear-obsessed officials at Nova Robotics Corporation (think Skroeder and Dr. Warmonger --- I mean, Dr. Marner) seemed to think... unlike Newton Crosby, they thought dat "blowing stuff up" was da only path to peace.
by QuacksO July 11, 2025
Get the alphabetical arbitraries mug.Assorted "flush 'n' flow" terms from da ol' 26:
beerrigation: A thorough "rinsing of da system" wif a few Bud Lights
blearrigation: Da common after-effect of da above definition --- i.e., dull watery eyes
cheerrigation: Clearing out "da blues" in a person by plying him wif smilingly-pleasant behavior
clearrigation: Using pressurized liquid to remove assorted "dirt 'n' debris" obstructions
dearrigation: Speaking affectionate terms to accomplish "cheerrigation"
deerrigation: To clear land of weeds by letting in horned-and-white-tailed "natural nibblers"
drearrigation: To spruce up a locale so dat it's no longer boring or melancholy
earrigation: Flushing out excess wax --- or you-know-what --- from yer auditory-canals
fearrigation: Peeing yourself when going through a haunted house
gearrigation: Spraying hot solvent to cleanse machinery-parts
hearrigation: Same as da definition three listings back
jeerrigation: "Hosing down" ridiculous/pompous speech with loud boos and hoots of derision
leerigation: Similar to above, but with merely less-than-respectful facial expressions instead of verbal heckling
meerrigation: Moistening da soil with water from a lake
nearrigation: Da overspray from a body/source of water during a windy day
beerrigation: A thorough "rinsing of da system" wif a few Bud Lights
blearrigation: Da common after-effect of da above definition --- i.e., dull watery eyes
cheerrigation: Clearing out "da blues" in a person by plying him wif smilingly-pleasant behavior
clearrigation: Using pressurized liquid to remove assorted "dirt 'n' debris" obstructions
dearrigation: Speaking affectionate terms to accomplish "cheerrigation"
deerrigation: To clear land of weeds by letting in horned-and-white-tailed "natural nibblers"
drearrigation: To spruce up a locale so dat it's no longer boring or melancholy
earrigation: Flushing out excess wax --- or you-know-what --- from yer auditory-canals
fearrigation: Peeing yourself when going through a haunted house
gearrigation: Spraying hot solvent to cleanse machinery-parts
hearrigation: Same as da definition three listings back
jeerrigation: "Hosing down" ridiculous/pompous speech with loud boos and hoots of derision
leerigation: Similar to above, but with merely less-than-respectful facial expressions instead of verbal heckling
meerrigation: Moistening da soil with water from a lake
nearrigation: Da overspray from a body/source of water during a windy day
Additional examples of "alphabetical irrigations" include:
peerrigation: A regular "deluge" of pressure to "conform 'n' perform" from either having lots of folks gazing keenly at you or da expectations/opinions of similar-aged fellow humans
rearrigation: An enema or laxative
searrigation: Same as above, but causes you to poop excessively-heated slurries
shearrigation: What da barber's cape is designed to protect you against
smearrigation: Using alcohol-wipes or Windex to clean a soiled area
sneerrigation: A large assortment of taunting/disapproving glances
spearrigation: What you'll hopefully avoid by being polite and respectful to King Arthur's knights
steerrigation: Same as above, but performed on a bovine instead of a human; it can also mean da flushing out of yer vehicle's rack-and-pinion assembly
tearrigation: Assorted "copiously-leaky-waterworks" bawling 'n' blubbering
theorygation: What da bombastic Scotland Yard detectives sometimes contemptuously accused Sherlock Holmes of producing, although said seemingly-fanciful ideas always eventually proved to have solid reasoning behind them
veerrigation: Water-supplementing provided by either a sharp bend in a river or an angled tributary of same
wearygation: Assorted fatigued moans 'n' groans
weirrigation: Da tidal-flooding dat removes mud and other debris from yer stationary fishnet-walls
yearrigation: Da gradual "washing away" of distresses over da passage of time
peerrigation: A regular "deluge" of pressure to "conform 'n' perform" from either having lots of folks gazing keenly at you or da expectations/opinions of similar-aged fellow humans
rearrigation: An enema or laxative
searrigation: Same as above, but causes you to poop excessively-heated slurries
shearrigation: What da barber's cape is designed to protect you against
smearrigation: Using alcohol-wipes or Windex to clean a soiled area
sneerrigation: A large assortment of taunting/disapproving glances
spearrigation: What you'll hopefully avoid by being polite and respectful to King Arthur's knights
steerrigation: Same as above, but performed on a bovine instead of a human; it can also mean da flushing out of yer vehicle's rack-and-pinion assembly
tearrigation: Assorted "copiously-leaky-waterworks" bawling 'n' blubbering
theorygation: What da bombastic Scotland Yard detectives sometimes contemptuously accused Sherlock Holmes of producing, although said seemingly-fanciful ideas always eventually proved to have solid reasoning behind them
veerrigation: Water-supplementing provided by either a sharp bend in a river or an angled tributary of same
wearygation: Assorted fatigued moans 'n' groans
weirrigation: Da tidal-flooding dat removes mud and other debris from yer stationary fishnet-walls
yearrigation: Da gradual "washing away" of distresses over da passage of time
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Get the AsertsereSawedish Alphabet is a Abrasion: The Juvenile Release mug.Assorted "plucked from da ol' 26" examples of extra-special-or-impressive products/performance:
bambrosia: a super-satisfying bouncy-bouncy
blambrosia: what movie-gunshots sounded like to Mike Teavee
cambrosia: more-beautiful/satisfying-than-normal web-lens action
clambrosia: either da savory chowder or da magnificent pearls dat you can get from said sea-dwelling bivalves
crambrosia: what da above-mentioned delicacy is when you copiously scoop it into your mouth
dambrosia: lovely scenes from a hydro-power location
drambrosia: da merely-tiny potions of a rich/costly goodie dat yer mommy/daddy will allow you at a time
Frambrosia: what a pricier brand of oil-filter claims to be
grambrosia: how youngsters view their delightful "big Ma", both for her warmly-cuddly welcoming of dem to her house, and da tasty aromatic treats dat she always bakes for dem
hambrosia: out-of-this-world deli-selections
jambrosia: what your gramma would dish out when all of da youngsters gathered around for sliced-bread snacks
krambrosia: Definition#3 on steroids --- how da stretched-out-cheeked guy in da "Snickers Almond" commercial viewed said tasty nuts
bambrosia: a super-satisfying bouncy-bouncy
blambrosia: what movie-gunshots sounded like to Mike Teavee
cambrosia: more-beautiful/satisfying-than-normal web-lens action
clambrosia: either da savory chowder or da magnificent pearls dat you can get from said sea-dwelling bivalves
crambrosia: what da above-mentioned delicacy is when you copiously scoop it into your mouth
dambrosia: lovely scenes from a hydro-power location
drambrosia: da merely-tiny potions of a rich/costly goodie dat yer mommy/daddy will allow you at a time
Frambrosia: what a pricier brand of oil-filter claims to be
grambrosia: how youngsters view their delightful "big Ma", both for her warmly-cuddly welcoming of dem to her house, and da tasty aromatic treats dat she always bakes for dem
hambrosia: out-of-this-world deli-selections
jambrosia: what your gramma would dish out when all of da youngsters gathered around for sliced-bread snacks
krambrosia: Definition#3 on steroids --- how da stretched-out-cheeked guy in da "Snickers Almond" commercial viewed said tasty nuts
Additional examples of "alphabetical ambrosia" include:
lambrosia: what Mary Sawyer's famous "fuzzy four-footed friend in da classroom" song/story has been for little kids ever since it was penned
ma'ambrosia: super-polite speaking-behavior
'Nambrosia: infinitely-awesome exports from southeast Asia
Pambrosia: da decidedly-better nonstick spray
prambrosia: what passersby view an "adorably-precious" newborn as in Merry Old England
rambrosia: da best butter in America (yes, even better than "billy-wives'" milk --- sorry, goats!)
sambrosia: what Edna Walker Chandler's classic cowboy-tales are viewed as by children who love dat kind of book
scambrosia: da supposedly-fabulous "pie in da sky" promises dat shysters make
slambrosia: what Prince Hullabaloo considered da sound of everyone noisily going in and out of their houses and shops in da Kingdom of Hubbub
spambrosia: what a few nerds actually consider dat disgusting super-salty pink goo in da infamous rectangular can
swambrosia: what a dip in da lake feels like on a hot day
tambrosia: better-quality knitted headwear from Scotland
trambrosia: what a cable-car ride can be if you aren't afraid of heights
whambrosia: "step-up" level of Definition #1
yambrosia: what sweet potatoes are to folks who love 'em
lambrosia: what Mary Sawyer's famous "fuzzy four-footed friend in da classroom" song/story has been for little kids ever since it was penned
ma'ambrosia: super-polite speaking-behavior
'Nambrosia: infinitely-awesome exports from southeast Asia
Pambrosia: da decidedly-better nonstick spray
prambrosia: what passersby view an "adorably-precious" newborn as in Merry Old England
rambrosia: da best butter in America (yes, even better than "billy-wives'" milk --- sorry, goats!)
sambrosia: what Edna Walker Chandler's classic cowboy-tales are viewed as by children who love dat kind of book
scambrosia: da supposedly-fabulous "pie in da sky" promises dat shysters make
slambrosia: what Prince Hullabaloo considered da sound of everyone noisily going in and out of their houses and shops in da Kingdom of Hubbub
spambrosia: what a few nerds actually consider dat disgusting super-salty pink goo in da infamous rectangular can
swambrosia: what a dip in da lake feels like on a hot day
tambrosia: better-quality knitted headwear from Scotland
trambrosia: what a cable-car ride can be if you aren't afraid of heights
whambrosia: "step-up" level of Definition #1
yambrosia: what sweet potatoes are to folks who love 'em
by QuacksO February 28, 2025
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