9/11

I forgot

"Remember 9/11?"-A
"No"-B
"Same"-A

by DimmyJonaldsson October 1, 2022

9/11

Mahmoud, can we go hijacking?
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
I'm gonna fly some planes
Into a couple buildings in Manhattan
I'm-I'm Osama, run tell Obama
I'm your fucking uncle
I walk into a airplane, like, "Bro, man, salam"
This will be bumpy ride, put your seat belt on
I got C4 bomb tucked into my undies
The pilot says, "Damn, should've rode my donkey" 9/11!

Hey listen to my new song I made! Mahmoud, can we go hijacking?
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
I'm gonna fly some planes
Into a couple buildings in Manhattan
I'm-I'm Osama, run tell Obama
I'm your fucking uncle
I walk into a airplane, like, "Bro, man, salam"
This will be bumpy ride, put your seat belt on
I got C4 bomb tucked into my undies
The pilot says, "Damn, should've rode my donkey"Mahmoud, can we go hijacking?
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
I'm gonna fly some planes
Into a couple buildings in Manhattan
I'm-I'm Osama, run tell Obama
I'm your fucking uncle
I walk into a airplane, like, "Bro, man, salam"
This will be bumpy ride, put your seat belt on
I got C4 bomb tucked into my undies
The pilot says, "Damn, should've rode my donkey 9/11

by dickfucker664 May 14, 2025

Getting 9-11’d

When you are (non-consensually) in the proximity of two people having sexual intercourse without participating.

Getting 9-11’d:
Yea tracy walked in on Chris and Ashley macking at the party yesterday and got 9-11’d.

She’ll never forget.

by Randal Pivvers April 6, 2023

Business 9/11

"Business 9/11" is a term generally used to mean a catastrophic and disruptive occurrence to a company, causing widespread and enduring destruction to the business world, much like the way the September 11, 2001, terrorist attacks drastically shook up the United States and the world.

Its origin came from a post making fun of Elon Musk's acquisition of Twitter, in which the company's value was reported to plunge by billions of dollars, the same amount of loss in the 9/11 event.

Business 9/11 refers to when a corporation suffers a serious loss that reduces the company's worth, valuation, operations, and public perception. Metaphorically, the word highlights the scale of the disaster, often involving losses in the billions, and can be referenced to events that cause deep economic, financial, or operational chaos that suggests a profound, long-lasting impact on the affected company.

In conclusion, the term can be used broadly to describe any significant business failure or crisis that results in a sharp decline in value or reputation.

Since he bought that company, its value has gone down 79%. He actually did a business 9/11!

by Jfguipr November 30, 2024

9/11

an inside job

9/11 was an inside job

by geniz May 23, 2022

9/11

On September 11th, 2001, a series of terrorist attacks were carried out against the United States. Four planes were hijacked by members of the Islamic extremist group al-Qaeda, with two planes crashing into the World Trade Center towers in New York City, one into the Pentagon in Washington D.C., and the fourth crashing in a field in Pennsylvania after passengers attempted to take control of the plane. The attacks resulted in the deaths of nearly 3,000 people and caused significant damage to both the physical infrastructure and emotional fabric of the country.

Many Americans remember exactly where they were and what they were doing when they first heard about the tragic events of 9/11.

by 4uffin February 27, 2023

9/11

dark humor's best meal

what the fuck, why did 9/11

by Tsunikai October 15, 2021