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The Naughty 9/11

A sexual act where one person kneels on the floor and the other male partner, whilst fully erect, takes a long run up and jumps at the kneeling partner, attempting to insert their penis into the person’s mouth with maximum force. Both partners should be covered in flour for added authenticity. The running partner is welcome to add airplane noises and phrases in Arabic for additional fun.
Me and my boyfriend tried The Naughty 9/11 last night, and the clean up of our apartment could take months.
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9/11

the day America started caring for others
9/11 is one of the worst days of all time for the US.
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9/11 porn

Adjective for someone who is a "fake tweaker", i.e. someone who is purposefully acting more under-the-influence than they actually are. (Popular slang in DMV area)
Iris isn't even that high, but she keeps saying she's hallucinating and texting me nonsensically, she's totally being 9/11 porn.
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9/11

= 0.818. What did you think this would be?
9/11 is approximately 0.818.
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9/11...

1: Hey, whats the date?

2: 9/11...
1: 💀
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9/11

when some muslims from the middle east crashed into the twin towers and pentagon and random field in pennsylvania
'9/11 was bad so we should invade iraq' -george bush
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9/11

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