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clusters

doctor: soz u have clusters

person: nooo
by EGB1 June 20, 2022
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Cluster-fuck

1) A term used to describe a series of events or more than one in a collective group of fucked up situations that come together in one gigantic chaotic situation.

2) Term used to describe an orgy

3) A single clueless, air brained individual that inevitably messes up everything they touch.
1) My promotion to Supervisor and placed on salary along with the added extra hours has turned out to be one huge Cluster-fuck.

2) My Bro Ziggy and I banged three really hot chicks the other night in the most awesome and spontaneous sorority Cluster-fuck ever.

3) I let my girlfriend drive my car while hers was being serviced and she slammed into a parked police car while reading a text from her BFF and turns out the bitch had a suspended license for the exact same violation three other times, what a cluster-fuck.
by Chief Rock-a-Ho May 5, 2014
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Cluster Fuck

Adele: Caroline, this is a cluster fuck

Caroline: Ik
by Banur February 2, 2017
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Cluster-Kanuck

noun. A warrant service organized by a Kanuck which usually requires excessive amounts of time, numerous officers, and outside agencies. This occasionally results in an arrest after a prolonged time of sweet talking a wanted subject into custody. See also: Kanuckdrum or Kanucktrophe
"Im so glad I didn't get involved in that Cluster-Kanuck yesterday" - William
"Yea I would rather handle sector 2 calls all day than be involved in that hot mess" - Randy
by turd f3rgus0n March 1, 2018
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Knuckle Cluster

When you're in bed with your man and he lodges his entire fist into your cooch. he then squirms his hand around until he sees his knuckles through your belly. Once seen they instantly cum.
Ronald: Did you hear? Samantha got knuckle clustered by David
Arnold: Really?
Ronald: Yeah. She died mid-way and he sat there cumming. He soiled the bed sheets completely white
Arnold: Damn. It was good when I railed her ya'know?
by I'mAGlugGlugVacuum6900;) January 11, 2023
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cluster fuck

by YouLostYourTree December 2, 2020
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dick cluster

A group of men jerking off and making truffle butter
"Hey dude wanna be in a dick cluster "
"Yes totally dude but no homo"
by VGZIGGY March 21, 2016
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