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Knuckle Cluster 

When you're in bed with your man and he lodges his entire fist into your cooch. he then squirms his hand around until he sees his knuckles through your belly. Once seen they instantly cum.
Ronald: Did you hear? Samantha got knuckle clustered by David
Arnold: Really?
Ronald: Yeah. She died mid-way and he sat there cumming. He soiled the bed sheets completely white
Arnold: Damn. It was good when I railed her ya'know?

Granola cluster

A late 1980s term used by kids to describe hippie wannabes.
Man, that person in bell-bottoms is a real granola cluster.
Granola cluster by Real_hippie September 19, 2023

Minge cluster 

A collection of individuals walking to UEA from loft in Norwich.
Omg look at that minge cluster, they look like they’ve had a great night in loft
Minge cluster by Mingeyc October 29, 2023

Freudian cluster 

I saw that though. It was like 3 of them back to back. Unserious, choas, and another one all within like 5 seconds. You must have cried after that one.
Hym "Thinking about coining the term 'Freudian cluster.' It's like consecutive slips in rapid succession. 'Fruedian cluster' denotes extreme emotional distress."
Freudian cluster by Hym Iam March 7, 2024

Mongolian Cluster Monkey

The Mongolian Cluster Monkey is similar in build to an adult chimpanzee with long fur. The Mongolian Cluster Monkey has figured out how to combine a Clusterfuck with a Monkey Fuck. They always act in large groups. And when they visit, you're left not knowing what happened, or where you are. You only know that it was loud loud, messy, violent, and involuntary.
Sorry I'm late, I got a visit from the Mongolian Cluster Monkeys.

Nerd Gummy Cluster 

Terrry: can I put it in your butt?

Ari: only if you have Nerd Gummy Clusters, if you don’t I can share .
Nerd Gummy Cluster by Shreddyruger February 10, 2025