Cheesecake

A person who is more important to you than sex. So, if you had to choose between that person and sex, you would choose them without hesitation.

My husband is cheesecake!

by Jamie Savage August 19, 2022

Cheesecake

What time it is, woot woot!

"What time is it?!" "Cheesecake! Woot woot!"

by Major Sunshine March 13, 2009

CHEESECAKE

A really funny guy who likes talking in dayz servers

Yo did you hear about cheesecake and his legendary level 50 grind?

by Smoke Drinks 1420 June 23, 2022

Cheesecake

Having sex with a girl while having cheese on your penis

“I had so much cheese on my dick i gave her a cheesecake”

by OJ_Esptein January 6, 2024

Cheesecake

A person that is Part Caucasian and Part Ashkenazi-Jew

Did you know that that guy who always expresses deep hatred towards Jews is actually a Cheesecake?

by QOS_69 November 23, 2019

cheesecake

adam: “ima eat her ass like a cheese cake”
cesar:” cheesecake?”

a person who likes cheesecakes falls of trees

by big black ball in yo mouth December 2, 2021

Cheesecake

Used in reference to marijuana by well-off suburban western Canadian kids so as to avoid being found out by their helicopter parents and teachers. Classically coined in 2013 when a class-famous 8th-grade stoner said that to him, weed tastes like cheesecake.

The idea was highly successful, allowing for many otherwise highly-parented teens to skirt their parent's radar and get high.

Its modern day use-case is mostly nostalgic; however, it is not uncommon to find it used in the realm of worried girlfriends and wives.

How it was coined:

Some kid: I love getting high, but weed tastes like shit. It's like all of the bad parts of hotdog meat.

Class-famous stoner: Nah man, weed tastes amazing. It's just like cheesecake.

Example Sentence:

Kid: Hey dude, I got some cheesecake at lunch today. Want to come over for a sleepover this weekend to eat it?

Kid's Friend: Yeah man, sure. I could get high.

by ThaPryynce34 April 24, 2019