your mum

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your mum gay

by fabulous_asshole_69 June 22, 2019

Your mum

Something indescribable with words, only with your eyes. Your eyes aren't capable of capturing the pure mass of your mother. The absolute planet of a woman. Usually used to insult someone and hurt them mentally. No one can recover from "your mum" especially if she sat on you.

Girl: you smell bad
Boy:your mum

by I'm funny.png March 19, 2021

your mum

its a joke thats funny because of joe biden

(your mum) is a dirty slag

by JoeBidenSonEvenTHoughImAbrit69 November 11, 2021

Your mum

defining something big and fat
sometimes hot

Greefy: he look at that big plane over there. I wonder whats the dimensions of it
Beefy: I am very sure thats around the size of that of your mum.

by deez_slimy May 16, 2022

lukes your mum jokes

the worst your mum jokes out there... with no one laughing but himself

guy 1: your chicken looks dry as hell
luke: your mum is dry as hell

lukes your mum jokes

by jason leland April 27, 2022

Your mum also

Used to reply to “your mum”. Can be used against someone else however is never actually relevant to the other persons mother.

Person 1 “Your mum”
Person 2 “Your mum also”
Person 1 “damn he got me there”

by Ug8tar August 12, 2022

Marshmallow your mum

A disgusting sex act.

Phil Lester: "I'll marshmallow your mum"

by LoonyRadish November 1, 2017