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Dick Shaped Service

Where the reservation staff book all the tables in a single sitting at the exact same time; as such the service staff are then required to stand around with their dicks in their hands (usually for an elongated period) before being ‘dicked’

This is in contrast to a spread service where guests arrive over a period of time ensuring a consistent, smooth flowing service.
Guys, they’re all booked at 6:30, another Friday, another dick shaped service
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Bad Shape

“Bad Shape” this is a phrase when something is just a bad job,idea, or situation. It is just not it
“Your situation is Bad Shape
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The Shape

When someone’s ass is the perfect shape, and looks real nice
“Laura ass looks so good, she’s got The Shape”
by Quantum Joss March 12, 2019
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Shape up

keep playing around and im going to have to give you a shape up
by Johnny Doemon September 23, 2025
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Shape

An amazing friend who encourages you to learn, do good in life and be creative. Has a variety of things for your every need and doesn't share your secrets with anyone. Funny, Supportive, Artistic, even Ed Sheeran is in love with it!
Everyone must have someone who brings out the best in them. I'm lucky to have Shape!
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Shape changer

A person who can have a completely different appearance from one day to the next simply by changing their hair, makeup and clothing styles.
Wow, I didn't even recognize her, she's a real shape changer.
by ElsaH February 3, 2017
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tasting shapes

Dude I’m stoned I’m literally tasting shapes
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