You’ll fall in love with Jonah’s personality and looks. You’ll fall in love with the way he talks and all of his red flags too… you guys will date and you’ll think everything is great. you’ll facetime and laugh and say Goodmorning and goodnight. Then one day he’ll break up with you and shatter your heart. You’ll wish you could blame him but you can’t because you know that he’s right, and that it wasn’t gonna last and that it’s just right person wrong time. So you learn to deal with it after hours of crying and realize that you would rather see him happy without you, than miserable with you. Love you jonah, but that was really shitty❤️
by People who did me dirty April 14, 2022
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Man 1- Hey do you see that kid on the couch naked?
Man 2- oh that’s Jonah
by what the fish 811867871 December 2, 2021
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umm he’s not that cute but he has a rlly nice voice also he’s good at video games. but he has nice hair so ig that makes up for it. he’s really tall too also i have a fatass crush on him.
me: omg it’s jonah
my bsf: ok
by dollvity June 17, 2023
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Jonah is a guy in the closet that comes out via a urban dictionary post. Claps to jonah
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When you have to do this because of a dare “Jonah”
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A dumb fuck guy who is ugly as fuck, no luck with the ladies. Nobody cares to be around, is tall tho, large dick but nobody wants it, but he has a good heart so that’s all that matters
by Daddy Ry April 28, 2019
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