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A word misused by idiots in place of "which"
Idiot: Hey, witch movie do you want to watch?
Me: *runs out of the house and tracks down the idiot posting on a forum to punch him in the face* IT'S W-H-I-C-H YOU ILLITERATE FUCK!
witch by Idiot-Finder2 March 19, 2015
A woman who is dressed up in a pointed hat, has a long nose, has a wart, and who is made of wood. They are often burned, and can turn people into newts (but they might get better).
"If she... weighs... the same as a duck... she's made of wood!"
"And therefore?"
"... ... A WITCH!!!"
witch by aaronak November 9, 2004
1. A person, usually a woman, thought to have magical powers, generally found in fairytales. Later adopted by Wiccans and the Church of Satan to attract attention to themselves so that they may later compare their "persecution" to that of the many men and women put to grusome death in Europe and North America based on superstitious fears and personal grudges

2. a bitch
She's so mean!
Yeah, what a witch!
witch by annonymous July 13, 2004
1. crazy bitches

2. a word you use when talking about how cold it is
1. aw damn p00f dem bitches be trippin on shr00ms mang

2. it's colder than a witches scrotum out here
witch by 3b0ni-s4vrvs-r3x February 5, 2005
A word to replace the word "bitch" when you are in the company of a younger audience.
Yeah, that girl was acting like such a witch yesterday when she ditched you.
Witch by theblueberrymuffinman November 24, 2011