A tiny, poor town in the middle of nowhere, stuck in time that never changes. The only attraction is the constant violence in Mill Pond and Kingsway on Main Street. With a high pregnancy rate, a failing budget, and unsuccessful sport teams, this town has nothing to offer.
Dude we can never win a game, because we are from East Windsor.
Mom, we have to move away. This town is a total East Windsor.
Mom, we have to move away. This town is a total East Windsor.
by ylgueruoy March 19, 2011
Get the East Windsormug. A double windsor is the single most uniform knot you can tie. It's thick and says "I'm a strong independent man/woman" from distances of up to 50 yards. The perfect finishing touch to any power suit, it says: "I'm a badass motherfucker who don't take no for an answer. Now lets talk mergers."
He/she walked into the conference room, a freshly tied double windsor around their neck, and Chuck Norris himself gave into their demands, crying like a little baby.
by Uberwomansch October 10, 2011
Get the double windsormug. a boring, judgemental town where soccer mom's gossip while their kids are at the playground getting stoned. kind of like the town in desperate housewives.
by ishkaninainanaa October 16, 2008
Get the south windsormug. A subtle way of telling a girl;
Boy to girl "Hello there, could you tell me the way to Windsor Castle?"
Boy to girl "Hello there, could you tell me the way to Windsor Castle?"
by Big Jim McCrea November 05, 2012
Get the Windsor Castlemug. 
by symonsez March 28, 2003
Get the East Windsormug. Snot that ends up on your tie from a sneeze.Commonly due to tissue failure if a Kleenex is used or "blow through" if the hand is used to cover the mouth and nose.
Fuck! Why didn't smeone tell me I had a Windsor snot!! I've been walking around all day with this goober on my tie.
by wolfbait51 June 09, 2011
Get the Windsor snotmug.