Windsor is a city Southern Ontario. Is it big? No. Is it fun? No. We have absolutely nothing to do here, maybe a few attractions but nothing fancy. We are the asshole of Ontario and the only reason we are known is because of the border crossing. How do you get here you may ask, either drive down from toronto (The most overated city in ontario) or fly from a select few locations (YYZ-YVR-YYC-YHZ-YTZ) Did you expect fun here? We basically take everything from america, hell we even use the imperial system mostly, and the main thing we took from america... SAFETY! Yeah, don't expect a nice walk at night, you might have some hobo ask if you want a brownie. Oh but the riverfron- well its nice at night, but the people act like goddamn zombies straight outta cod. Majority of the people here drive F-150s or RAM 1500s because there are so many truck lovers here (rednecks).
You come from Windsor? How did you make it out alive?
by hellohibyemerci July 12, 2023
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A little town it New York where all the rednecks hide to do their meth and everyone's shooting up heroin. Nothing much to do here unless you wanna see someone fucking their cousin.
Dude stay out of Windsor those people are crazy.
by Itsme2015 December 11, 2017
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When a spoon isn't at hand, one must finger wet wipes and dip finger into peanut butter. He/She must then proceed to slurp pb off of finger.
guy1: dude! We don't have any spoons. Windsor Wash it!
guy2: *cheaahh brooo*
by first nigga November 5, 2014
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