by Dude 991 June 24, 2010
(1):A long, cheaply made plastic torture device that is being used during the 2010 World Cup. Sometimes, you hear one that's louder than the rest. No matter what's happening during the football match, they're at the same level of sound.
(2): The reason my TV will be on mute for all the World Cup
(3): Will appear in the next SAW movie
(2): The reason my TV will be on mute for all the World Cup
(3): Will appear in the next SAW movie
(1): Person 1: Who are you on the phone with?
Person 2: Suicide Hotline.
Person 1: what?! Why?!
Person 2: Those fucking vuvuzelas are driving me mad.
(2): Person 1: Why are you watching the TV without sound?
Person 2: I'm scared the sound of the vuvuzelas will make me go fucking deaf
Person 1: What's a vuvuzela?
Person 2: Get the fuck out.
(3): Jigsaw: Let's play a game
Person 1: Alright, what kind of game?
Jigsaw: A game of... Football
Person 1: Alright
*starts playing*
Jigsaw: Release the Vuvuzelas!
Person 1: oh my god! Ahhhgfdkerikaskjjgfuejkesdnjv
Jigsaw: heh.
Person 2: Suicide Hotline.
Person 1: what?! Why?!
Person 2: Those fucking vuvuzelas are driving me mad.
(2): Person 1: Why are you watching the TV without sound?
Person 2: I'm scared the sound of the vuvuzelas will make me go fucking deaf
Person 1: What's a vuvuzela?
Person 2: Get the fuck out.
(3): Jigsaw: Let's play a game
Person 1: Alright, what kind of game?
Jigsaw: A game of... Football
Person 1: Alright
*starts playing*
Jigsaw: Release the Vuvuzelas!
Person 1: oh my god! Ahhhgfdkerikaskjjgfuejkesdnjv
Jigsaw: heh.
by AddledSkeptic June 24, 2010
A female porn-star, or one who has all the makings thereof: Plastic, horny and makes a hell of a noise whilst blowing.
by Captain Quark 1 June 15, 2010
Terrorist #1: I went to the toilet the other day. Sounded like a real vuvuzela.
Terrorist #2: I'm not your friend anymore.
Terrorist #2: I'm not your friend anymore.
by RandomNinja June 15, 2010
Allow me to demonstrate my proficiency as a mouth breather, by exhaling into my vuvuleza for 90 minutes.
Hey, do you also feel like being a human mosquito today?
Yep! That's why I brought my vuvuzela! Also, I'm famished. You gonna eat the rest of that battery acid?
Hey, do you also feel like being a human mosquito today?
Yep! That's why I brought my vuvuzela! Also, I'm famished. You gonna eat the rest of that battery acid?
by Actualfootballfan June 15, 2018
Swarm of bees that was constantly playing during the 2010 World Cup... oh, it's also an " instrument " played by South Africans. Extremely annoying, and hopefully baned before the next World Cup.
Person 1: I tried to watch the World Cup, but all i could hear was a swarm of bees!
Person 2: You mean all those Vuvuzela's?
Person 1: What's that...?
Person 2: It's a South African "instrument".
Person 2: You mean all those Vuvuzela's?
Person 1: What's that...?
Person 2: It's a South African "instrument".
by DragonTamer2345 June 17, 2010
The argument that socialism is unviable just because Venezuela failed. This can also include equivocation of ideologies as disparate as anarcho-communism, social democracy, and Stalinism.
by Sitbear February 10, 2021