1. to be unemployable. 2. to be a liability too yourself and other around. 3. to have an inhability to properly walk or socialise with others.
that new guy they employed to work on the edgebander is a real uwe.
That new guy just tripped up on a chicken bone twice, what an uwe.
He just walked and put his head in my soup, what a uwe.
by ge-buz January 28, 2011
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Outstanding university. Usually gets rated as the number one party school in the nation. Full of very beautiful women and great sports teams. When the weather is nice, it is one of the best places on earth.
"you went to Madison?"
"yep"
"damn, you are lucky. I bet your classes were full of beautiful women, you partied ever night, your basketball and football teams kicked ass and you got a great job when you graduated"
"yep"
by George Meredith March 26, 2005
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The feeling of a movie being far longer than it actually is due to terrible film making. The movie stops being "so bad, it's funny" and becomes just bad. Usually occurs when watching a Uwe Boll movie but can happen when watching an equally terrible movie.
Man, this movie is so bad, I feel like I'm slipping into Uwe Time.
by upsdown September 19, 2010
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Well-respected public university, a public "ivy", with an eccentric, mostly liberal student body and world-renowned faculty. A wide range of eclectic areas of study available, and excellent sports. Also known as a big party school, with infamous annual Halloween riots and summer block parties,
Top-rated undergraduate and graduate programs. Big Ten.
by Badgerfan June 27, 2005
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a German film director so bad (namely for his video game adaptions) that he makes the other bad film directors look like Oscar contenders
Uwe Boll's video game movies are so bad that they're funny
by extreme133 June 19, 2010
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A German film director best known for movie adaptations of video games, such as House of the Dead, Alone in the Dark, and Bloodrayne.

The quality of his films has often caused him to be referred to as a latter-day Ed Wood. This is inaccurate; Wood was enthusiastic but inept, an earnest director whose vision as an artist greatly outstripped his meager abilities as a filmmaker. Boll's films are driven by cynical exploitation of German tax law that allows a movie to make money even when it fails at the box office. He is better thought of as a real-life Max Bialystock from The Producers, a movie in which a Broadway producer attempts to make money by intentionally staging a massive flop, Springtime for Hitler.

Rumors have said that the German government will be closing the tax loophole exploited by Boll. If true, this will almost certainly end Boll's career as a director, as his movies are universally reviled by critics and shunned by audiences.
I thought about going to see the latest Uwe Boll movie, but decided to stay home and spend an evening driving carpet tacks into my scrotum instead.
by BlairHippo March 24, 2006
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Large public University establishedd in the 1850s. It is a land grant University with numerous lakes,arboretums, forests and nature paths. There are currently 40,000 students with 30,00 undergraduates. The school mascot is Bucky the Badger. Go Badgers! Located in Wisconsin's capital, Madison, the school attracts students and faculty from around the coutry and some parts of the world who are lookingg for an englightened, liberal, and dynamic atmosphere. A tour de force of higher learning and the number one party school in the country:)
I went to UW Madison for four and 1/2 years and all I got was a piece of paper and a drinking problem.
by meta4 August 9, 2006
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