tosser

One who cannot spell the work 'Burberry', preferring instead the term bubery. Also, one who cannot even manage to spell the word the same way twice.
Tosser.

one who wears a bebury baseball cap."yo dude, i hate that bubury wearing tosser"
"word yo"
Source: andy surf, Jan 29, 2005

by Hobbit999 May 5, 2006

tosser

(n) One who tosses. Usu. a negative term used to refer to girls who are wores or who have sex with many partners.

(v) toss: to have sex or oral sex with

Hey look its Julie! What a tosser bitch.

Hey John, did you hear that Amber tossed up John last night at that mad-wild party?

by annonymous January 15, 2004

tosser

Someone who has no sexual activity whatsoever so masturbates as he cannot get a girlfreind

Liam (satchmo) Porkavitch

by Tomo March 26, 2003

A - Tosser

someone who tosses off - another name for a Wanker (one who suffers from chronic masturbation)

You Tosser - (You Wanker)
A Tosser - (A Wanker)

by Urbanite September 3, 2005

Tosser

Noun, British slang; slightly offensive term: dick head, jerk, idiot, bit slow and rough, a non-violent bully, loud and rude + not brightest bulb on the tree.

Verb, Toss off, British slang for male masturbation; not the same meaning as the noun "Tosser."

When the cop got to my car and asked for my ID, he realized he'd pulled over the wrong car; what a tosser!

by Gillis1000 January 4, 2009

Tosser

Useless, pathetic, incapable of doing anything right

Tony Blair is a useless tosser

by Anonymous July 30, 2003

Tosser

A chiefly British derogatory term, literally meaning "one who masturbates," but properly used to describe anyone who is either incompetent, supercilious, or otherwise generally unpleasant. Tosser is a British synonym to the primarily American derogatory term, jerkoff, which is also used in the same manner as wanker and tosser.

Joe Sixpack: I'm going to need you to come in for work on Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, and New Year's, all without overtime pay.
Jolly Roger: Don't be such a tosser. I'm going to the pub with my mates on those days!

by FoxWing Mabon-Tail December 20, 2008