somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me

The first line of All Star by Smash Mouth. Oh Shrek.

“Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me.” Said the MLG fan.

by b e e b o November 24, 2017

Somebody once told me hands off my macaroni

An improved version of the song 'All Star' made by the band Smash Mouth.

Guy 1: *singing* Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
Guy 2: Dude, why are you singing the bad version?
Guy 1: What is the good version then? Sing it for me.

Guy 2: Alright: Somebody once told me hands off my macaroni

by Macaroni55 August 31, 2020

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

I aint the sharpest tool in the shed,

She was looking kinda dum..

Shreck: *Opens Door*

Everyone : Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

by ZeyadiDaddy May 28, 2019

thats not what your mom told me last night

A good comeback to anything.

Bully: You suck.
Me:That's not what your mom told me last night!

Chorus: Ohhhhhhhh... DISSED!!!

by Same as your mother's March 4, 2005

my mother told me one day i will buy

viking song or when you forgor what your mother told you you will buy

P1: hey man, who told you youll buy?
P2: my mother told me one day i will buy

by baysil September 15, 2023

Lol somehow you need to take day of from your work because my mum told me to go to their workplace and visit her. Stupid.

Lol somehow you need to take day of from your work because my mum told me to go to their workplace and visit her. Stupid.

Lol somehow you need to take day of from your work because my mum told me to go to their workplace and visit her. Stupid.

by sdinaz October 24, 2023

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

by Frauggu March 2, 2017