He was as tight as a fishes ass under compression when it came time to getting any money out of him.....cunt.
by GS71 April 4, 2015
A person who is too cheap to add a texting plan to their phone inconveniencing all those who communicate through text.
by yakkity yak December 16, 2014
The Anal Cavity is one of three passages in the female body used for male sexual gratification.
The more constricting it is, against the penis, the more pleasure is generated for the man. And - if she delights in the experience of being stimulated anally - for the female, also.
If she has been used by a lot of men, the bitch is unlikely to have a tight-ass bum. But if she is still new to anal sex, there is lots of fun to be had!
The more constricting it is, against the penis, the more pleasure is generated for the man. And - if she delights in the experience of being stimulated anally - for the female, also.
If she has been used by a lot of men, the bitch is unlikely to have a tight-ass bum. But if she is still new to anal sex, there is lots of fun to be had!
Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum... These sluts are begging for you to cum inside their pussies or tight-ass bum! Watch as we fill five beautiful holes with hot love liquid. These fine-ass babes get stuffed with pounds of man meat until they are given a creamy treat!
by Dexter Day June 11, 2010
"...knowing that he’s less likely to leave me for the Dolce & Gabbana fit model with the quarter-tight ass who lives down the hall."
by Miguel Carnay September 6, 2006
Guy#1: Hey, wanna go shag *gropes*
Guy#2: Ugh, no way! *punches*
Guy#1: Fuck, you are such a tight ass bitch!
Guy#2: Ugh, no way! *punches*
Guy#1: Fuck, you are such a tight ass bitch!
by lemmonlemmon July 27, 2010
The rules are simple:
-You can only buy the first 5 items you see at the supermarket that are reduced by more than 50%
-You must cook dinner using these 5 items (and only these 5)
-You may add things from the garden and condiments
-You can only buy the first 5 items you see at the supermarket that are reduced by more than 50%
-You must cook dinner using these 5 items (and only these 5)
-You may add things from the garden and condiments
Tonight is Tight Ass Tuesday
by Flame Duck June 14, 2018