A ponce, is a male figure who lives off the earnings of a female figure. For example, the term originally means "a man who lives off of his prostitute's earnings." This term can be applied more normally to a man who doesn't have enough money to pay for himself, and then uses a female's money to help him get by.
You're such a ponce, dude.
There's some real poncely behavior going on here.
I'm going to need to be a ponce today.
by Poncely November 4, 2007
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noun: clitoris, clit.

Acronym for "Point Of Neural Concentration," based on reports that the clitoris contains as many nerve endings as does the much larger glans penis.

Spontaneously created by chatters in the member-created chat room Authors Free Speech on AOL on June 15, 2007 (also known as "the Saturday Night Massacre").
"Her legs were in the air and he was lapping her ponc furiously."
by Trog2FdUp2C1 June 26, 2007
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n. clitoris, clit.

Acronym for "Point Of Neural Concentration," based on reports that the clitoris contains as many nerve endings as does the much larger glans penis.

This term was spontaneously created by chatters in the member-created chat room Authors Free Speech on AOL on June 15, 2007 (also known as "the Saturday Night Massacre").
"Her legs were in the air and he was lapping her ponc furiously."
by Trog2FdUp2C1 June 28, 2007
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you ponce!
by daf9 April 16, 2003
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a person that has a certain "poncy" quality, when you see one you just know ;)
boy 1: "did you see arthur at the party?"

boy 2: "nahh mate i missed him"

boy 1:"well he was trying to look classy and superior but yet had too short of trousers and looked like he took it up the rear "

boy 2:"haha he's such a ponce!"
by <3ponces July 9, 2010
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Person Of Noticeable Color. Not a term to demean or hurt but gets the elephant out of the room in regards to race or to casually mention to friends.
Steve: Is Christine tan?
Joyce: No Steve, She's a PONC just like me.

Steve: oh okay.
by Jellybabe56 November 14, 2016
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Someone who is creepy in a posh way OR someone who is just plain retarded.
Hey, look at that creepy posh guy standing over there wearing the polo shirt and the leather shoes. He's totally a ponce.
by Gleeklover July 11, 2011
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