• the spawns of Satan.
• also known as yellow, fat balls that have no penis nor vagina. Like seriously, how do they pee?
• also known as yellow, fat balls that have no penis nor vagina. Like seriously, how do they pee?
by kacchan August 13, 2015
a loyal and unquestioning servent, (usualy small) who does whatever the master asks, no matter what the hell it is. A minion is not considered an equal to anyone is striped of all pride and joy and is repeatedly downtrodden molested and beaten.
by derk February 26, 2004
minions are unsexual creatures who lost the opportunity to make real money by making real money with the website www.mymomislesbian.com which doesn't even exist therefore a waste of virtual space and of top of that they really think that the guy from youtube lazy ass stoner is not lazy.
Will Farrell can ea a big bag of shit.
Will Farrell can ea a big bag of shit.
what are u smiling about, in this right moment there is somebody who is watching the movie minions and one day is going to deny the fact that he or she didn't watch that movie just so they can watch it toghether.
Will Farrell can ea a big bag of shit but can he doit while whatching he movie minions? That would be dispicable
I'm not a minions, i have tattoos.
That minion forgot his pizza in the oven and now is blacker decker.
Will Farrell can ea a big bag of shit but can he doit while whatching he movie minions? That would be dispicable
I'm not a minions, i have tattoos.
That minion forgot his pizza in the oven and now is blacker decker.
by bd boy of karate May 26, 2017
Minions like to eat bananas and are very friendly. They can be found in their natural habitat on Despicable Me and Despicable Me 2. Not only are they cute, but they are extremely nice to cuddle with. My roommate has a life size minion hanging from her ceiling in her bedroom. He protects her at night and makes sure the evil monsters under the bed don't come out.
by 8oz November 14, 2013
You are my minion.
by rrogrogers.sideyers.sidnrogeyr May 28, 2017
1. Small yellow beings as seen in Despicable Me, who talk in a language similar to Spanish and wear blue dungarees, with names such as Dave, Stewart and Kevin
2. Person with a height unnaturally below the average for their age/weight, who may or may not be evil (see 'evil minion')
2. Person with a height unnaturally below the average for their age/weight, who may or may not be evil (see 'evil minion')
1. Person 1 (watching despicable me)- aww look at that little minion!
Person 2: Yeah, his name's Dave.
2. Person 1: Omg, you're so small!
Person 2: Yeah, you're a minion!
Person 2: Yeah, his name's Dave.
2. Person 1: Omg, you're so small!
Person 2: Yeah, you're a minion!
by A. Girl May 18, 2013
by A Shumz March 25, 2018